Planet
Nintendo
Part
IV,
Where this starts to get weird.
Locke: I’m back! ULTIMA!!!
Link: Locke don’t!
Everyone gets prepared for the deadly impact of
pure magic, strong enought to cause real damage.
All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTwwwasssssssssss...
Another gigantic burst of magic counters the
attack, neutralizing it.
Locke: Had the fighting finished?
Robo: I know that attack.
Kirby: Who did it?
00¥
: I did. (¥ = Infinity Symbol)
Link: And who might you be?
00¥
: The name is Trigger. Chrono Trigger.
Locke: Luminaire... I got to learn that
spell!
Marleypenny: Crono, your job’s over.
Why don’t we take a vacation on the Virgin Islands?
00¥
: You’re right Marle. And remember guys, tomorrow never
dies, we know it because we’ve been on it.
They leave while Dixie slowly leaves crying.
Suddenly, rain falls through one of the holes of the roof. The
water stacks up to form Diddy!
Diddy: Whew, what happened? Hey, Dixie!
Dixie: (Freezes into place, facing away
from Diddy) Go away.
Diddy: (Can’t figure out what’s
happening) What’s wrong Dixie? (Walks towards her)
Dixie: DON’T DARE TO GET ANY
CLOSER!!!
Diddy: But Dixie, aren’t we...?
(Turns her) EEEEEEKKKKKKK! What happened to you Dixie????
Dixie: (Bursts out crying) WAAAAAAA! Now
you won’t be my boyfriend!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POP! (One of her lungs exploded)
Link is pretty much ashmed
Diddy: But Dixie, I’ll love you no
matter what do you like.
Dixie: Seriously Diddy? (In light sparks
she becomes a monkey princess)
Some little fairy from The Legend of Zelda: Oh!
Their love broke the spell!
Magus: Great. What are they going to do
now? Kiss?
Diddy and Dixie kiss.
Magus: (Covers his eyes with one hand.)
Gross...
Diddy and Dixie jump on a flying carpet and fly
out through the broken stained-glass window into the sky.
END
Genius Monkey: AJIrejn@!@$e1 (That’s
what you get when you place together all the different things the
genius says at the end of the different versions of Aladdin. They
have nothing to do one with the other!)
Link: This is getting strange. We may make
this place a sanct...
Paula (from EarthBound): LINK
DON’T!!!
Link: ...uary. Not what?
Seven shining spots that look like they had been
cut out of a cardboard come through everyone one of the holes,
sealing them. The spots line in the platform to reveal seven
grueling monsters.
Keepers: This is the eight "Your
Sanctuary." But it’s ours now. Take it back, if you
can.
Tada dada dada dam! A black light expands in a
star shape.
Keepers: Now we’re together! You
won’t defeat us easily! PSI
Barrier y ! Now we’re a lot more
stronger! PSI Psychic Hallation q ! Hahaha, now each of you
can use his or her attacks only once!
Locke: Then I will take you out in one
attack! Meteo!!!
An impressive hell of fire falls over the
Keepers. They finish out fresh as a flower.
Keepers: Hehehe! We forgot to say you
can’t damage us all with the same attack.
Jeff: Just great. Multi
Bottle Rocket!
Poo: PSI
Starstorm W !
Ness: PSI
Alicia Silverstone W
!
Paula: (Smacks Ness on the head with her
frying pan) PSI Thunder g !
Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Trillionage Sprout and
Shroom! are defeated.
Paula: YES!
Jeff: Now we are out of action. Other
characters must attack.
Setzer: Ice 3!!!
Zelda: Bombos
Medallion!
Luigi: (In a kart) Spiked Shell!
The remaining monsters are undamaged.
Keepers: You worthless fools! You
aren’t even in our game, thus your attacks aren’t
designed to damage us. You would need a supreme universal attack
to defeat each one of us.
Link: We can only do the Conjuntion N
attack.
Diddy: (Enters by the backstage door) But
it would only work once.
Robo: Is the only logical path of action
we can take.
Kirby: All right! Turbo N Position!
Mario, Diddy, Robo, Link, Kirby!
Carbon Dog: WHAT? This will require harder
defenses. Transformation ã ! (Turns into Diamond Dog)
Mario: 5...4...3...2...1...NOW! Conjuntion
N Attack!
Mario: Triple
Jump!
Diddy: Barrel
Throw!
Robo: Shock!
Link: Master
Sword!
Kirby: Stone!
The Conjuntion N attack!!!
Diamond Dog: AAAAARRGGHHHH!!!!!
Diamond Dog is shattered in thousands of
diamonds.
Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house
(FFIII) : 45000 GP for all of them!
Mario: We’ve got to try to take the
other two out. Turbo N Position! Conjuntion N Attack
NOW! Triple Jump!
A strange light comes from the keepers and sends
Mario to the ground.
Electro Specter: Our physic hallation
already knows the patters of all of your attacks, so it can
disable them. You’re through!!!
The Plague Rat of Doom edges closer to (guess
who) Princess Toadstool.
Toadstool:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Plague Rat of Doom: Me gonna eat you!
No one can do anything. The rat opens its grossy
mouth to eat her...
James McCloud: Never give up. Trust your
instincs.
Fox McCloud: Father?
James McCloud: Follow me, Fox... better
not. (disappears through a door)
Plague Rat of Doom: Don’t forget
about me! (Jumps towards the Princess)
Suddenly the Plague Rat of Doom splats in a
grossy blue substance leaving icky splots of goo in the floor.
Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house
(FFIII) : 54000 GP for all of them!
Will Smith enters the room completely dressed in
a black elegant suit and wearing black glasses. He fires a tiny
weapon and a huge fire ball shoots blasting Electro Specter into
hundreds of worthless metal pieces.
Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house
(FFIII) : 64000 GP for all of them!
Man In Black (Will Smith): (After being
slammed into the back wall by the recoil) Gotcha worthless alien!
Slippy: Hey! What’s the big idea?
Terra: Wait a minute! How come this guy
got here to the Nintendo Planet???
MIB: (Stops dumbfounded for a second) I
can explain it easily. (Takes out a small white elongated object)
Would you all please look at this little thing?
Locke: (Stares at the object like everyone
else) Yes, tell us...
FLASH!!!
Part
IV,
Where this starts to get weird.
Locke: I’m back! ULTIMA!!!
Link: Locke don’t!
Everyone gets prepared for the deadly impact of
pure magic, strong enought to cause real damage.
All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTwwwasssssssssss...
Another gigantic burst of magic counters the
attack, neutralizing it.
...Hmmm... didn’t we do this earlier?...
Nah... well, let’s keep going...
Continued on Part V, in which I
have no idea of what to do
