.	TAG LINE	GRAPHICS	AUDIO
Download	To complain about my spelling, phone 1(800) WhoGivesaS**t	Old Telephone	Recording of operator saying "We're sorry but you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service"
Download	Beer - Helping Ugly people have sex since 1862!!!!	Poster saying Tagline	Guys saying "Dudes! Here's a sixer - Budweiser time!"
Download	Sorry - I don't cyber outside my own species!!!	Gorilla	Helen Hunt saying "Buh-Bye - I sorry, what part didn't you understand? The Buh? Or the Bye? Buh-bye"
Download	Hey, I only use this computer for the free porn!!!!!	Poster saying "DUH!"	President Clinton saying "I don't think there is a fancy way to say that I have sinned"
Download	ATTENTION CHATTERS!!!! VP will no longer be allowing Cybersex - We ask you to please just go out & get laid	"Talk" Logo	From "Boogie Nights" - "How long has it been since you've had a woman?" "A long time" "That's terrible"
Download	HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! (I hope you're older than you act!!!)	Animated - Several Birthday pics	Beatles - "You say it's your Birthday"
Download	These are a few of my favorite things	Animated - Several pics of Breasts	Guy saying "Hooters, Hooters yum yum yum, Hooters, Hooters on a girl so dumb"
Download	You are what you eat. (I'm cheap, fast and easy!)	McDonald's restaurant	McDonald's theme song
Download	I think any more mugs in the room will give me a caffine overdose!!!	Animated - Several pics of Mugs	High pitched voice saying "I don't think I need any more coffee"
Download	Back up my hard drive? I didn't even know it had a reverse!	Computer system	Guy saying "Oh No! I pressed the wrong button again"
Download	Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs!	Poster saying "Marijuana - Proud Sponsors of - uh - We forget!"	Band singing "I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night"
Download	One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor!!!!!!!!!	Poster saying "Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?"	Guy saying "I'm ready to tease your taste buds"
Download	"Uh, is anyone alive in this room? (Or is everyone just cybering?!?!?!?)"	Cemetary	"Computerized" female voice saying "Everyone is dead"
Download	"This Gest brought to you by the National Council of Banana Lovers of America"	Girl eating a banana (And just what did YOU think the oic would be????????)	George Carlin saying "Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and not think about a blowjob?"
Download	"DAMN!!!!!!!!!! Booted again!!!!!!!!!!!!"	Alternating pics of "Granny" from the "Beverly Hillbillies" anda boot	"Granny" saying "What have I done to deserve this?"
Download	"BRB!!!!! (Emergency Bathroom Break!!!!!!)	Pic of a small boy using the bathroom	Kid saying "I have to go to the bathroom! I can't think straight is how bad it is!"
Download	"Wanna see what's up my kilt????"	Guy wearing a kilt	Guy saying "Welcome to All Things Scottish where our slogan is if it's not Scottish it's CRAP"
Download	"Yes, I DO inhale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"	The "Cat in the Hat" hitting a bong with the caption "I did a bong I did, I did! A bong! A bong! A bong I did!"	A remix of President Clinton saying "I experimented with marijuana and I like it. I inhaled and I'd try it again."
Download	"What if this IS the real world and the other is only a fantasy??????"	"Dilbert" at the computer	Female saying "Virtual Reality is real"
Download	"Would it be terribly impolite of me to suggest that you sod off and die?"	A young boy wearing sunglasses and flipping the "Bird"	Guy saying "I know you mean to be friendly but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die"
Download	"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"	"Ronald McDonald" getting a uh - - "Happy Meal" from a young lady!	"Daffy Duck" saying "WAAAAAHOOOOOO!"
Download	"It's official - everyone in this room is utterly crazy!!!!!"	"Lucy" the phsychiatrist from "Peanuts"	Guy saying "Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person"
Download	"If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?"	Cow wearing a ski cap eating flowers	Remix from two commercials - Guy saying "Got Milk?" and then "Moo"
Download	"WAKE UP AND MOVE OFF ME!!!!!!!"	"Caption reading "Hey Dumbass - Sometime Today Even?"	"Foghorn Leghorn" saying - "C'mon, Quit Stallin'!"
Download	"Well it's about frickin' time you showed up!!!!!"	a pic of a woman driving a car from the "Easy Method Driving School" who had a wreck	from "SouthPark" - Kid saying "Well it's a bout Frickin' time you showed up"