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A note from the author, wongfeifong (Jonathan) on 7/2/99 - Well, here it is, I finally decided to post it up though I still feel it is very not ready.......what can I say, read the following to learn more about my fanfic.
This fanfic has quite some difference then the original Xenogears. Please do not be offended by it, that's why I called this a parody. But as you can see, I didn't finished this fanfic because I am (really) bad at writing fanfics (My first one) especially with a complicated story like Xenogears, and that's also why it took so long. But whatever's the matter, I have finally posted an almost completed version so you can have some FUN LAUGHING AT IT just like my sister.....and Oh Yeah, if you have comments, (and I know it's bad so you don't have to say anything more bad about it), e-mail them to me
EXPECT THIS: Emeralda is a child here even after Deus' era, despite the ending movie had shown an adult Emeralda. Also, assume Emeralda can speak fluently and has human emotions thanks to some nano-machine technologic adjustment by Citan.
In the Yggdrasil, A week after the battle with Deus.
In the Yggdrasil, there's Fei, Sigurd, Bart, Citan, Jesse, Emeralda(child), Billy, Rico, Chu-Chu, Maria, and the crew.
Somewhere in this Yggdrasil is where the story begins...
Elly and Margie already started the rebuilding process and was helping the few people of Nisan reconstructing their city. Both of them together provide the best spirit the people needed for this long task. Fei was also rebuilding since his Xenogears is still functional, though his gear needs maintenance so he returned to the Yggdrasil first leaving Maria and Elly.
It was a Friday afternoon, Everyone except Elly and Margie was on the ship waiting for Citan and Maria's experiment with the gears hoping to once again reactivate them and make them Deus independent. This experiment proves to be very useful for everyone to get involved with rebuilding the destroyed cities by Deus' angels. Though Fei's Xenogears is still functional, it alone cannot rebuild an entire city not to mention cities.
At that evening, Citan ran into the bridge where Fei, Sigurd, Jesse, and Bart was:
Citan: According to this reading, our omnigears can now fully activate itself with this new source of energy I've added. If all goes well, (shifts his glasses), I will say we can start reconstructing tomorrow.
Bart: Finally we can do something to help the people, now I can stop letting Fei have all the fun by himself.
Jesse: Sounds like another reason to celebrate and get drunk at Maison's, who is with me?
Fei: Come on then, let's go Jesse.
Jesse: What? You?….Fei? The goody tooshoe that never wants to anger Elly wants to drink with me?
Fei: Y..e......ah, Elly's not here so I can do whatever I want, (Put's on a smirk that reminds you of the deadly Id) Are you scared?
Jesse: E..hhhhh, (a little shaken) ok,..... then let's go.
Fei and Jesse left for Maison's bar
Citan: I see Fei is happy to finally be able to live a normal life, after all those long battles we had....................OH, looks like it's time for me to get back to work.
Citan left the bridge and rejoined Maria in their final tests with the omnigears.
Bart: Drinking, what a waste of my valuable time, I rather spend my time in the bathroom mirror and get ready to show my beautiful face to everyone tomorrow as we start rebuilding cities. I mean, I am a young and handsome king of Aveh and needs to keep his reputation.....
Sigurd: (Cutting his arrogant younger brother's speech and said) You mean, WAS the king of Aveh.
Bart: (Smiling) Argh, .....oh well.
Bart slowly walks to the bathroom
Sigurd was happy for his younger brother because now he will have something more helpful to do instead of annoying everyone (Well, at least to Sigurd, whatever his younger brother does is called "annoying") and joking around the ship all day.
Meanwhile, in the residence area hall just outside of Maison's bar, Emeralda and Chu-Chu were again playing the "hunt for dropped Gils game" :
Emeralda: Hey, I found another one, it's behind this plant that's as old as one-eye Bart.
Chu-Chu: Chuuuuuuu
Emeralda: Now we have 100 G, let's go buy something to eat.
Chu-Chu: I chu want chuuucolate.
As they walk down the hall, they can hear Bart mumbling in the bathroom.
Bart: I better look my best tomorrow so I can impress everyone not to mention Margie.
Bart puts down his whip and stares at the mirror confidently, slowly turns on the water getting ready to wash his face
Bart: Huh?, what the? Why is my feet getting wet? OH-NO, the sink is flooding!
Bart pulls out a handful of hair that was stuck on the sink's drain, judging by the length and color, Bart assumes it's Rico's
Bart: (SCREAMING) I will NOT tolerate this on MY ship.
Bart, half smiling, runs out of the bathroom hoping to have some fun yelling at Rico
Emeralda, very curious at what Bart was screaming about, went into to the bathroom despite it's a men's bathroom (Hey, young kids are curious at EVERYTHING, trust me.)
Emeralda: Hey, isn't that one-eye Bart's whip??? Cool.
Emeralda quickly snatched the whip and sneak out of the bathroom into the hallway again with Chu-Chu
Emeralda: You know what we can do with this, Chu-Chu?
Chu-Chu: Chuuu break it so Bart will Chu feel sorry for calling Chu-Chu "FAT".
Emeralda: Hmmm, nope, I have a better idea, come on.
In Maison's bar, after duking it out for about twenty "battles" between Jesse and Fei
Fei: Hickkkk, I'm not such a bad drinker huh?
Jesse: Huckkkk, no, but I always wanted to say this……..
Fei: Wha?
Jesse: Hickkkk Hhhuck, Your long hair, Hhhick, makes you look like a sissy.
Fei: WHA?? Oh yeah???…., HicckkkK, it's better a sissy then a clown with tic tac toes on his face. (Fei means Jesse's scars)
Jesse: You can say whatever you want about me, HicKKK (getting a little agitated) But my son Billy's definitely not a clown or a sissy, ………He's a MAN.
Fei: Hiccckkkk, HA.
In the hallway, Loud laughters and snapping sounds can be heard, Emeralda and Chu-Chu are playing jump rope with Bart's whip
Emeralda: I told you it's a great idea Chu-Chu, …ninty-eight.
Chu-Chu: Huff, Chu jump….no……..more, huff huff
Emeralda: ninty-nine, just one more Chu-Chuuuuuu……HEYYYYY.
Before they know it, Billy came in from the gear room into the hallway where the exhausted Chu-Chu, who has no energy left and wants to stop, intentionally throw her lazy body into Billy dragging Emeralda along into a pile up.
Billy: Ouchhh, hey, I had the right of way. (Gives them a stern look)
Emeralda and Chu-Chu: .... (uh-oh)
Billy notices the whip they dropped on the floor, he can tell it's Bart's favorite whip.
Billy, with his old habit of playing with kids in his old orphanage AND haven't been playing with kids after sooooo long, can't resist and said..........
Billy: Could I join in the fun?
Emeralda and Chu-Chu: Ha Ha, You can't trick us, I know you want to get us into MORE trouble.
Billy: Hmmmm, no way. I just want to be your .....friend today. (Puts on that childish smile he used when he was in the orphanage.)
Emeralda and Chu-Chu: (Half-convinced) Ok...........I guess.
Now all three of them are jumping in the Yggdrasil.
Back in Maison's bar, Fei and Jesse are quite drunk now but still concious of their thoughts.......well, sort of. The argument about "Billy being a man or not?" is getting louder and more tense just the same as they are getting more drunk. Fei kept the argument going because he was still upset by Jesse's sudden comment, Jesse on the other hand is doing this for fun as we know how some drunkards are. Anyway, as the way things look, Maison wisely stop serving them any more drinks.
Fei: Hickkk, FINE, might as well see for ourselves since there's no more drink from Mais.....HICK anyway.........
Jesse: Huh??? Wha…… .do you mean?
Fei: TO SEE IF BILLY'S A MAN OR NOT?
Jesse: (so drunk that he forgot what he was arguing about despite they were screaming about this topic just seconds ago) uuuhhhhhh.......OH, of course, LET'S GO.
Both of them slowly got on their feet, after quite a difficult time getting their first step, they went and look for Billy.
Before Fei and Jesse got there, Bart desperately searching for his whip finally sees the three of them playing with it. Bart runs at them and cuts them off - yelled
Bart: GIVE BACK my WHIP.
Billy ignores him
Emeralda and Chu-Chu: We are just boorrrrrowing it.
Bart: First of all, I really need the whip so I can practice for my victory dance tomorrow (Again puts on that smile he had when he was going to yell at Rico), and second, taking without asking is not call "boorrrrrrrrrowing", it's call "steal..............
Emeralda: Yeah, Yeah, who cares, let's play guys.
Bart: NO, give me back my whip, NOW.
Emeralda is getting annoyed. Seeing Bart as an obstacle to her fun, Emeralda morphed into a hammer hoping to scare away the obstacle in front of her. (Well.......we are talking about Bart here, he shouldn't be scare of Emeralda, right??) Bart, seeing Emeralda getting angry and morphed into a funny looking hammer, teases her even more with a smile.
Bart: (Patting her head, hammer head that is without knowing it's potential danger) Ha Ha Ha, now stop playing and give me back my whip, alright???.......... Though I really appreciated the laugh...
WHAMM, there goes Bart's toes.....As Emeralda connected a perfect blow onto Bart's soft defenseless toes. Bart, in quite some pain, wonder if it was better if Citan never alter Emeralda's nano-machine into having this new personality of hers.......
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