| Quotes Archives |
| "Its so damasitc out!" - Tafty |
| "Jennifer liked chicken" - Jennifer's ex-boyfriend |
| "I work with young puppies" -Dot F Talty, Computer Scientist |
| "We will win it in 5." -Benny 'The Chunk' Agbayani |
| "She's got nice asses!" -Jerry 'Skeeter' Murphy |
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| OUR FAVORITE QUOTES |
| "Who needs furniture, I can pass out anywhere." -Allison 'White Trash Goddess' Keating |
| 'You'll never believe what just fell out of my ass. That Timex watch you lost last week!" -Mysterious girl caller |
| I think that when Todd Zeile goes into the Hall of Fame, he will go in as a New York Met. -Pat Guerrero |
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| "YOU DON'T LIVE BY PERGAMENTS!!!!!!!!!!" -By the Big guy to the Tall guy who DOES live by Pergaments |
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| * not actual cover of J C Penney Catalog |
| Did you ever hear of a guy named Ronald Regan? "No, but I did hear of a guy named Donald Duck"-Five year old Joseph Peter Mckie |
| Tree belts----tree dollar!! -NY street vendor |
