So you've come to read the stupid quotes from people in my class. Well. you're in for a good time. Some of them are so funny they are stupid. But still, have a good laugh over them.
Contributor: Ser
Quote: "I'll give you food if you let me molest you."
Comment: Isn't it disgusting to find out that some people around you are actually perverts?
Contributor: Chim
Quote: "If I touch it more it might become mine."
Comment: It's a good thing it doesn't work that way. Otherwise my discman she was stroking might have already "become" hers.
Contributor: Jia Hui
Quote: "Hah! I'm the only smart one here!"
Comment: If Jia Hui is smart that makes us...Albert Einsteins??!
Contributor: Lydia
Quote: "Are you cooked?"
Comment: The pressure of making edible cookies to sell in school during Chinese New Year must have overcome her.
Contributor: Chim
Quote: *Holding up a pineapple cookie* "If I eat this will I die?"
Comment: Trust Chim to be suspicious of her own culinary skills. I'm quite sure she was the one who made the pineapple cookie in question.
Contributor: Jia Hui
Quote: "The poor paint"
Comment: Sigh,,,I think Chris was more upset that her banner was ruined, wonder why Jia Hui was inclined to feel sorry for the paint which spilt?
Contributor: Jia Hui
Quote: "This is like tennis!"
Comment: This was when we were playing tennis...after she swung a tennis racket. Ya...so swinging a tennis racket is like tennis! *discovery*
Contributors: Chim, Lyd, Jia Hui and Hui Chu
Incident: During sexual reproduction lesson in Bio, when the water bag came up.
Chim: Won't the embryo drown?
Lyd: Mrs Lee, Chim wants to ask if the embryo will drown!
Jia Hui: But it has gills!
*Class bursts into hysterics*
Hui Chu: I think she's right!
*Class laughs uncontrollably. Lee-Lim Chyn looks horrified*
*At OBS, Lyd tortures Puee by lying on her stomach. Chris asks Lyd yes/no questions so she can roll her head on Puee's tummy*
Chris: Lydia are you a girl?
Lyd: *shakes head* Yes..
Ser: What makes you think so?
Puee: Serene are you an idiot?
Ser: NO!
Puee: What makes you think so?
Contributor: Ser
Quote: "I was chased by a durian when I was six"
Comment: So now durians are animate objects.
Contributor: Ser
Quote: "Quack quack! It's a chicken!"
Quote: "Cock-a-doodle-doo! It must be a monkey!"
Comment: Wow, so now chickens quack and monkeys crow. Makes sense.
Contributor: Pei Ying
Quote: "The mosquitoes will fly in whether or not the windows are closed."
Comment: How do the mosquitoes materialise on the other side? Someone please enlighten me.
Contributor: Ms Claudia Ting
Quote: *to Hui Chu* "Bang! You're dead! Shut up!"
Comment: Hey if teachers can say that...
Contributor: Pei Ying
Quote: *referring to Ser* "If I don't mark her attendance maybe she won't come."
Comment: Hey it may be a stupid quote but I sure wish it was true :)
Contributor: Ser
Quote: "My abs hurt."
Comment: What abs?
Contributor: Peiying
Quote: "It's a train, choo choo!"
Comment: Help! I see an outbreak of Serenitis! Call the medics!
Contributor: Jolie
Quote: "Ten-pin bowling is like tenpin bowling but its actually tenpin bowling"
Comment: Hey you lost me there...
Contributor: Jolie
Quote: *refers to MRT* "Oh the seats are separated!"
Comment: Yah we knew quite long ago.
Contributor: Candice
Quote: "Should I go home today and cry over my VCD? It's emotional cleansing!"
Comment: Brainwashing!
Contributor: Ser
Quote: "Audry has a sexy butt!"
Comment: Run Aud! Ser is after you!
Contributor: Joon
Quote: *refers to netball game* "How many quarters are there?"
Comment: You know there are FOUR quarters, maybe that's why they are called QUARTERS.
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "Chim won't laugh at me. She likes me!"
Comment: Yah. I love you too Lyd.
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "You will not quote me on that! What if everyone thinks that I cannot speak English?"
Comment: Maybe she wasnt thinking...
Contributor: Aud
Quote: *refers to drawing of people with horns* "They're not horns! They're supposed to be eyebrows to show that there are people thinking very hard."
Comment: Nice excuse for lack of artistic talent.
Contributor: Jia Hui
Quote: "You must give me time to think, its a very tiring process."
Comment: Yes. I'm sure it is.
Contributor: Jia Hui
Quote: "It must be the moon..."
Comment: How on earth does the moon affect anything?
Contributor: Aud
Quote: "Michelle, Stephrene and PUEE can do splits."
Comment: Since when?
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "You should have written longer, then it will look like we have done more."
Comment: Somehow I don't think it works that way.
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "I don't like Oreos. Oreos get into my nails."
Comment: Aud says, "Quick Tinky! Put that in!"
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "I was thinking...no actually I wasn't really thinking."
Comment: Paradox...
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: "Quick Lee Ting! Think of a role for yourself!" *Lee Ting is not here*
Comment: Sigh...Lyd stop saying stupid things. You're wasting my space.
Contributor: Lyd
Quote: *looks at Tinky* "I thought of something smart just now but you...made me forget it!"
Comment: Hey! Why is it my fault! It's not! It's never my fault!
Contributor: Shi Qin
Quote: *labelling Biology worksheet* "Where's my sperm duct?"
Comment: I see a loss of identity...
At last count,
First place: Ser with 6 stupid quotes
Second place: Following closely, Jia Hui with 4 quotes
Joint Third place: Chim and Peiying with 3 quotes each
Fifth: Jolie with 2 quotes
Sixth: Lyd, Hui Chu, Candice, Joon and Ms Ting with 1 quote each