THE SPICE GIRLS, THOUGH FUN TO WATCH, ARE LARGELY TALENTLESS  

I mean, yeah, sure. They're popular. They sell lots of albums and win lots of shit. Sure, they're pretty to look at. I'll be the first to admit that I wouldn't kick any of these lovely lasses out of bed. Unless she was like really snoring loud or hogging the covers or something.

But I mean come ON, people! I may be chowing down on the sacred cheeseburger here, but the talent-to-soft-core-porn ratio in this case is so rapidly approaching zero that these girls make Traci Lords look like Amadeus Mozart. Next, they're going to be telling us that John Tesh has a record deal. Gah!

Anyway. This is a song. It fades out. And has nothing to do with the Spice Girls except in the title which specifically mentions the Spice Girls.

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Copyright © 1997 Scott C. Gruber

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