T.W.A.T. currently has 2 cds available for purchase by you the customer. 

Part 1: Use Your Dick To Hit People

1. Lame  2. The Mess Urine  3. Townie 4. Mack Attack  5. Twat  6. Anus (bonus track)

This album was written, recorded and mixed in 1 day in my garage. You can tell. It has 5 songs and a bonus track. It also includes 41 minutes and 8 seconds of silence for your listening pleasure.

Part 2: Spreading The Twat

1. Horseface  2. Ass Clown  3. Trip to Newquay 4. Homosexuality Is For Gays  5. Townie 2

The second cd has just come out. It was written, recorded and mixed on Tuesday 31st July in my garage again. It's worse than the first one. 

Both of our cds cost the princely sum of £3 and are available to purchase from us. If you don't know us, trust me you really don't want one.

Proceed to gayness to read the lyrics from these to recordings. You will be disappointed.