Part 1: Use Your Dick To Hit People

1. lame - look the same lame lame lame shit for brains lame lame lame seamen stains lame lame lame bunch of twats oi lame lame lame i don't wanna know your name cos you're so fuckin lame lame lame lame and all your townie friends are just the same ahhhh

2. the mess urine - i knew this girl i wanted to be beside her she got on my bus handed over a fiver slipped on the mat opened her twat and pissed all over the driver and i hope i never see her again i really hope i never see her again cos it made me cry i got urine in my eye and so did a couple of my friends look at the mess you're in

3. townie - townies are gay townies suck dick townies are a bunch of pricks why don't you get out of my face you are ruining the view if you don't get out of my way i will shit on you there should be a law to lock you away and stop you from being so fucking gay fighting isn't cool and neither are you so get out of my way or i'll shit on you townie townie townie fuckin jock

4. mack attack - i'm trying to eat my food you're together you're getting in the mood i can't help but see you're at it right infront of me it's just not right i don't wanna know please get outta sight i think i'm gonna throw don't act like nothing's wrong she's a dirty hoe and you're an ugly mong please get off of each other's face that shouldn't be allowed in a public place

5. Twat - we tried to help you but you kept on resisting so you got down to some anal fisting she said hi and you replied what the fuck is that in between your thighs and every day that i pass that way i see what's left the scattered remains of the one that they call tod T.O.D. the one that they call tod is the one for me

6. anus - oh you are all away coincidence i'm not so sure my anus is sore andy c's an ass whore whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Part 2: Spreading The Twat

1. horseface - horseface shut the fuck up you look like a horse and you sound much worse horseface 1234567 shut the fuck up i don't wanna hear your voice cos your voice sounds like a shit and you look like a horse shut the fuck up or i'll kick you in the face cos you're fuckin ugly and we're fuckin ace 1234567 shut the fuck up shut your ugly mutt and stop acting gay or i'll kick you in the nuts shut the fuck up your boyfriend's a twat fuck off ahhh the reason they let you out of the zoo is cos no one wanted to look at you surprise nothing's changed you were hit by a bus had your face rearranged

2. ass clown - on a saturday night in late july i was walking down the street with the sun in my eye bent over oh so briefly just to tie my laces up woke up the next morning with an anus full of spunk i was raped by a rabid ape of a cheap retarded man whore it's not the first time it's occurred don't think my ass can take much more

3. trip to newquay - they've gone down south to stay bunch of gays i hope you know it's full of gays bunch of gays i hope you like this fuckin song cos it's about you you bunch of mongs they've gone to newquay they're gonna play some games they look like tramps owww my god how sad are you

4. H.I.F.G. - maybe i'm not the one with the problem maybe i'm not the one who's gone astray well i know that i'm a grade a asshole but at least i'm not a fuckin gay you're the one with the problem you're the one who's gone astray you're the one with someone's penis up your asshole you're the one who's fuckin gay i bet you wish you were straight i bet you wish you were as cool as may maybe it was just fate are you confused about your sexuality

5. townie 2 - townies are ace townies are fab townies are my lovelies why don't you come nearer my face i'd like to watch you poo please come nearer my face can i shit on you i want you to cross the fuckin road i'd really like your fist in my face i didn't mean to look at you so please don't hate me cos you're beautiful