Question: Smurfs are blue...but if they were choking what color would they be, and why?!

smurfs have been choked to find out the answer to my question since 11/25/97

PapillionAF@aol.com: "Smurfs don't have necks! How can they choke without having someplace for whatever to get stuck in? Anyway, the possibility of their huge heads dragging them to the ground because they're so HUGE outweighs the possibilty of choking."

tennoryu@tacomaclick.net: "Yeah, choking smurfs is cool. huh huh huh huh huh! I like, choked a Smurf today, and like, he turned red and stuff. Then, I like.... huh huh huh, That was cool; had too wash it off, cause like it got all over this girls pants, so it looked like she was on he.... ouch! No stop! Ouch you nard! That hurt... No, Not that, not the comfy chair!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!! The, not the Spanish Inquisition, NObody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Suprise is our chief weapon. Suprise and fear..... Oh yeah, Dead Smurfs. Right."

LilBit8318@aol.com: "If a smurf was choking, which is highly improbable considering they have no necks, they would turn white, then ash-gray. Just like us(I don't where this BS about people turning blue when they choke came from....)"

Valued Customer: "If I choked a smurph, he would'nt become any colour in particular. He'd squish into a nice blue paste(maybe red to). Then all he's good for is selling those cheap little smurph clothes for alot of money as a homemade craft, or maybe fool a very dim witted idividual into eating the nice blue paste. It all depends on youre perspective on life. P.S.To say a smurph would become this colour or that colour is absurd. It's a qualatative property.(If you dont know what that is look it up in a dictionary.)"

stu169@students.perse.co.uk: "In answer to your SMURFS question, the Smurfs are white when they choke..."

kmcnee@iserv.net: "Who care swhat color they turn, but if you put them in a blender they turn a nice shade of purple."

WTerry@ngs.com: " There's only one way to find out..."

megatonp@aol.com: "my hypothesis is that the smurf will turn dark blue. if the smurf is originally blue, and you turn blue when you choke, i think it will turn really blue or black."

Kanashimi: "A smurf doesn't change color. It doesn't have time. The damn thing just struggles as the noose you looped around it gets tighter. Then it swings from the rafters... but they don't have necks do they? so maybe you stuff apples in their mouths and staple their noses shut.."

Stephanie McKay: "When Smurfs are choked, they cease to exist. Gargamel will figure this out someday..."

Yvette: "Well I suppose that since human blood is red, that Smurf blood must be blue, since I have seen no footage to prove otherwise. Human blood is iron based and carries oxygen, making it red so Smurf blood must be copper based to be blue in color. Assuming that Smurfs breathe oxygen and that their blood is blue when carying oxygen, choking them would most likely turn them a green color, representing copper in the absence of oxygen."

William Millsaps: "smurfs turn red...why? because when squeezed, they don't CHOKE, they EXPLODE all over the place.....therefore, they are actually several colors, like the ones that make up their bodies.....besides, who really gives a damn what color they turn? as long as the damn things are dead, they're dead, and I'm HAPPY! :)"

h_szeto@hotmail.com: "when Smurfs choke...they go purple....(sort of like that dark purple colour that Hotaru-chan wears as a Senshi) since most things go red when choking....blue + red = purple (physics 101 -- light and colour)"

h_szeto@hotmail.com also submitted this about smurfs: "When you place them in the blender...they just go towards red, blue and white swirls (sort of like the large lollipops that you can buy...)"

Janelle: "Due to the reverse tendencies of smurfs to humans. Smurfs being short blue creatures, while humans being taller peachy creatures, they would most likely turn a peachy-color. Then they would get really tall, as big as we are and probably look human. They'd be as tall as you were and since you were choking them, they'd get vindictive and probably pound your face in for choking an innocent smurf in the first place. What's wrong with you, man?! Have you no DIGNITY!?!"

Sanguine@orionsys.com: "They'd turn red of course. The opening theme song says they're three apples high. Here's a theory. Maybe their bodies *are* apples connected together by a blue-latex covering. Head, body, enlarged feet, each is attached to the others by stilts and mechanical arms. When they're choked, the latex is stretched and the natural color of the granny apples shines through the thinned rubber."

Shtinky5@aol.com: "They probably wouldn't even have the chance to change colors... They would probably faint since they have so little air in their body."

jimmyboy21@hotmail.com:"I think that if smurfs were choking, then there color will be a greenish-purpleish color"

Nick: "Well, they'll turn into the same colour as the object or thing or whatever that they are choking on! HAHAHAHAHA! Why will that happen? I don't know. I made up this answer because I felt that it was more original than the other answers I saw!"

Elliott: "I think they will turn plaid because plaid is cool, or, another possibility is maroon with pink spots. When i'm stoned everyone looks maroon with pink spots. I think that's cool. Yeah, spots. that's it. *inhale*"

Lara: "If a Smurf is choking on something, they turn NAVY blue Naturally."

jmm@servtech.com: "When a Smurf chokes, he turns green. In Papa Smurf's case, his *beard* might turn blue."

Mina: "In my opinion, i think Smurfs would turn purple or something.I dont know..i just made it up..."

Jolene: "Smurfs would turn purple but i havent the slightest idea why"

bschua@singnet.com.sg: "My guess is, that the smurfs will turn purple when choking. According to my observations (yeah right!) people turn red in the face when they choke. Since smurfs are natural blue, they would turn purple because red mixed with blue give you......PURPLE!!!!! (duh..)"

Jackie: "They'd just DIE before they ever got around to choking because Smurfs suck ^_^; Actually, they'd probably turn green because Sailor Neptune has blue hair that turns green, but sometimes her hair is green and it turns blue."

Ben: "I think Smurfs would be a purplish-blue. I've caused.. uh .. er .. seen .. people .. suffocate .. er .. choke. ^^;;"

My Ly: "They would turn dark blue...cause they're already blue."

Stephanie: "Ok, if they were choking and since they are already blue...they'd turn peach color (the color of our skin)."

Ami: "If they're blue, and they're choking...they turn peach, cuz that's what WE are, and WE turn blue, so if they're blue, they turn peach (or another fleshie tone). Or.. maybe they turn purple with green and yellow polka dots... ^^;; hmmm..."