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Republican Reporter Returns to Earth

by Brian J. Kelly , staff reporter.

SAN FRANCISCO -- Melinda Lossman, chief reporter for the San Francisco Republican has returned to Earth safely, following an extended stay on the planet Cybertron, where she has been covering the the reactions of the TransFormers to the Decepticons' annexation of the Earth...

Hi! This is Mel, and welcome to my page. I work for the San Francisco Republican.
I've been a busy woman lately, wot with the Decepticons occupying Earth and all. I'm trying to get something going with my friend Matt, but nothing seems to be working. ^_^ My friendship with Lynn is great, buit I never see her. And then there's Sam...

Things have certainly been quite hectic for me since I hitched my first ride to Cybertron...

Here's a few of my clippings concerning the Autobot/Decepticon conflict....

Decepticons Attack Lone Pilot


by Melinda Lossman, Chief Reporter

RUSSIA - Earlier this week, EDC pilot Michael Bryant was attacked en route to the U.S. from North Korea, where he was investigating the activities of Warlord Chikome-Ollin. While in flight over Russian airspace, Bryant was attacked by a space shuttle identified as the Combaticon Blast Off, and, while engaging Off, the shuttle deployed a modified F-15, tentatively identified as the Decepticon Ramjet. The two attacked Bryant, who demonstrated the effectiveness of the new Phoenix Exo-suit combined with his piloting skills by holding his own against the two larger enemies until help arrived, sent by Ollin. Bryant and his passenger were treated at the EDC Medical Facility and released. The Exo is being repaired, and the Decepticons are still at large.

EDC Harrasses Warlord

by Melinda Lossman
NORTH KOREA -- After helping to save the world from the smallpox plague, and personally defending North America against the Decepticons during a recent raid, Warlord Chikome-Ollin was suprised earlier this week to find that he, unlike most UN Ambassadors, has been asked by the EDC to report all of his comings and goings to and from North America every time he visits. Says Ollin, "It's an outrage.... I wasn't aware that one of EDC's functions was keeping tabs on their allies." The news was personally delivered to Ollin by EDC pilot Michael Bryant, who is the cousin of UN Secretary General Edward Bryant. Said Michael Bryant about Ollin, "I would like to just bust his chops and take care of the Militants once and for all..." Bryant was attacked by Decepticons on his way back from North Korea to give Ollin this warning, and had to be assisted in his escape by Ollin. (see related article pg. 1)

Until next time, keep your eye here for all the news that is news...

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