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Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part Three
Mog: N'GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle: I HOPE that Rex isn't hungry.
CRUNCH!
Mog: I guess he is. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
The two T-Rexes roar and start chasing the Moogle Borg army.
Meanwhile:
Me: I think the T-Rex went after Mog.
Kain: Hold on a second! (looks about) We're being hunted.
Shadow: By what?
Me: Velociraptors.
Shadow: Those being...?
Me: About 2 metres high, pack hunter. Incredible jumpers, fast as
a cheetah, smart. Long sharp claws and a mouth to bite people's
heads off.
Kain: In other words, we're in big trouble.
Me: I think we were better off with the T-Rex.
Shadow: So what do we do?
Cyan: Run. FAST!
Me: Why?
Cyan: Because we be surrounded!
Me: I really should've gotten those chocobos from the cave....
Shadow: YOU had chocobos!?!
Me: Yeah.
Cyan: How didst thou acquire Chocobos?
Me: I stole them.
Cyan: Oh.
Kain: I hope you guys realize while you've been having this
stupid conversation the raptors have got us in a ring.
Me: What!?! Oh crap....Uhhh........peace?
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Mog: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle Borgs: Maybe we can assimulate the T-Rex?
Mog: Not a bad idea. I'm glad I thought of it.
Moogle borgs: But you didn't think of it, we did.
Mog: I AM the collective. I think all that you think. I am all
you are, I... UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T-Rex: *BURP!*
Moogle Borg: Oh no! We don't have a leader to guide us!
Other Moogle Borg: You know the procedure.
Moogle Borg: Right. Stop everything and play FFVII!!!
So the Moogle Borgs pull out their Playstations and start looking
for places to plug them in and TVs to use with them. While they
do this, the T-Rexes eat them.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Final Fantasy Meets Lost World: Part 4
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