View Guestbook
Part 7: The horror waines on...
Where we left off, Azala slaughtered the Moogle capital, Eric had
been taunting the Emperor, and Kain was about to save the day.
Emperor: HA! (shoots lightning)
Me: You forget, I'm a BLUE MAGE! HA! (shoots lightning)
Emperor: AOOOOGNDKJJGJLKGKY!HLKY@)!^*!T#%&_P):OK@!{PK!!?!??...
(dies in a heap)
Me: Cool.
Vadar drops dead.
Me: D'OH! (picks Vadar up and begins hauling him off the train)
A few minutes later...
Me: Kain! You made it back all right?
Kain: Yep. We were going to rescue you! What happened?
Me: I wrote another dumb story.
Kaitlin: You really need to be put behind bars. (spots Locke on
the horizon) Oh, excuse me. (darts off toward him)
Me: Umm...Okay.
Vadar: Groan...
Me: You okay?
Kain: Darth Vadar?!?
Vadar: Yes. I thank you, Eric, for bringing me back to the light
side.
Me: Ahh...It was nothing.
The great Tyrano skull bursts through the ground. Azala rushes
out.
Azala: Quick! Get in, there's an army of Moogle Borgs on their
way here!
Me: Moogle Borgs?
A tree falls down, revealing an army of Moogles with parts coming
out of them.
Me: Aw shit. EVERYONE INTO THE HEAD!!!!
Everyone piles in, execpt one Moogle Rebel who trips. The army of
borgs are on him in a second. They assimulate him, then eat him.
Klingon: Fire Phasers!
Me: We don't have Phasers!
Klingon: D'oh!
Me: Since when does a Klingon say D'oh?
God: Since I said so.
Me: You stay out of this.
---
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Part 8: Moogle Borgs?!?
Questions? Comments? Praise? Flames? Address them to
the author, Eric Bowling!
Go to my FFML fanfic page, my main fanfic page, my Final Fantasy page, or
my main page
Send little ole me your comments! I'm big on typos, too, so if you spot one, let me know!
This page hosted by 
Get your own Free Home Page