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Part 9: The ring lives...
Smeagol: The precious... The precious... THE PRECIOUS!
Me: What about it?
Smeagol: Give the precious to Smeagol. Good Smeagol. He take
good care of it.
Samwise: Don't do it!
Me: Do I sense a major plot change here?
Smeagol eats Samwise.
Smeagol: The precious, now...
Me: Not gonna happen. EJECT!
Smeagol fires up into the air.
Smeagol: Smeagol will be baaaaaaaaack!
Amarath: We need to launch a campaign to destroy the ring.
Me: You elves still owe me 200 tonnes of Galvorn...
Amarath: We don't HAVE 200 tonnes of Galvorn! We don't even know
how to make it! Only Eol did!
Me: Eog?
Amarath: Yeah right, that's a secret recipe.
Me: Fire photons!
Klingon: We don't have photons!
Me: Oh yeah...Okay, I'm taking a party of 10 to Mt.
Blowtheshitouttaeverybody to get rid of this ring. Who's with
me?
Azala: Count me in.
Kain: Aye.
Amarath: Sounds good.
Luigi: I'm in.
Me: That's only five of us...
MEANWHILE, in South Figaro...
Town dude: Oh NO! The Moogle Borgs are attacking the village! We
will be assimulated and eaten! Oh the humanity! Oh
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............
Mog: We are the Moogle Borg's Evil Twin. Resistance is futile.
You will be assimulated, then eaten. We will stop Dark Eric.
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TO BE CONTINUED
Part 10
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