Get your own Free Homepage-You try to warn everyone you meet that Saiyans are trying to blow up the planet (submitted by alfonso_cruz@yahoo.com)
-You imitate all of Goku's moves on T.V. (submitted by alfonso_cruz@yahoo.com)
-You realized your Kame-Hame-Ha didn't work like you thought it did.
-You complain that DBZ underwear isn't big enough (is there DBZ underwear?)
-Your parents and friends start calling you Goku.
-You think that this list is your To Do list and the DBZ faq's are your bible
-You recite 50 DBZ characters instead of 50 states in front of your history teacher.
-You have dreams of fighting side by side with Goku.
-You decide to name your sons: Gohan, Goten and Trunks and Your daughters: Pan, Bra and Marron.
-You try to collect 7 rocks in your backyard and make a wish.
-You try to eat as much as the Z warriors.
-For Easter, You look for DragonBalls instead of eggs (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-Your barber comes up with your own custom cut called the "Goku Cut"(submitted by obarrios@baf.com)
-You think you have a black belt in karate after watching two seasons of DBZ(submitted by obarrios@baf.com)
-You constantly look for a tail on your backside(submitted by obarrios@baf.com)
-You think you have the ability to power up. (submitted by alfonso_cruz@yahoo.com)
-you keep telling people that you have two dragon balls and an extending power pole in your pants. (submitted by obarrios@baf.com)
-You call your girlfriend Chichi or Bulma (submitted by alfonso_cruz@yahoo.com)
-You totally lose your mind trying to make a device to manipulate the earth's gravity so you can train for the upcoming saiyan invaders-or so you say (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You're favorite pick-up line is "Hey, wanna see my Dragon Balls?"
-You dye your hair yellow to look like a super saiyan (submitted by alfonso_cruz@yahoo.com).
-You get into a fight and call on nature for a spirit bomb(submitted by ssj3vegeto@oocities.com)
-You jump out of a plane to try to ride on a cloud(submitted by ssj3vegeto@oocities.com)
-You decide to commit suicide so that you can train under king Kai (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You are afraid of the moon because of its' weird effects on you - monkey wise (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You start to look like Majin Buu (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-Your idol is Mr. Satan (submitted by Joseph Murillo)
-You think that baked beans will just be as good as senzu beans so you decide to eat lots of them - with undesired effects (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You made yourself sick to look like cell (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tried to grow your own "Tree Of Might" in your backyard (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tried to make your own scouter. (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to apply for the Ginyu force (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish you could stop time like Gurdo (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to make a vehicle that looks like Freeza's (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You're glad that your mom is not Chichi (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You think that the lizard in your backyard is the Eternal Dragon (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You think your Dad is Mr. Satan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish your Dad was Goku (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to genetically engineer a Cell egg (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You can only speak English and you can sing the Japanese theme song of DBZ - I can (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to grow your own little saibamen (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You run 10,000 miles to train for Snake Way (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You jump off a roof and try to fly. (submitted by Gokou10@webtv.net).
-You try to run through a 3 ft. wall and break it. (submitted by Gokou10@webtv.net).
-You try to search for all 7 Dragon Balls. (submitted by Gokou10@webtv.net).
-You catch a monkey and try to return it to King Kai. (submitted by Gokou10@webtv.net).
-You try to make a dragonball scanner out of gameboys pieces (submitted by Gokou10@webtv.net).
-You wish you came from Planet Vejita (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to blow up the moon (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You wish your karate teacher was King Kai (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You devise your own weighted clothing (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You try to split yourself in half to spar (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You've painted a third eye on your forehead to look like Tienshinhan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You ask your mom if you had a tail when you were a baby (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You ask your mom if you had a grandfather named son-Gohan (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You tell your girlfriend to dress up like Chichi "because it turns you on".
-You try to perfrom the fusion dance with a friend.
-You ask your mom for a space pod instead of a car (submitted by Joseph Murillo).
-You're banned from the zoo for cutting off monkey's tails (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You've made too much of these ideas - in memory of Joseph Murillo :-) (submitted by obarrios@baf.com).
-You hit a cricket on top of it's head with a mallet and now you think you're as strong as Goku (submitted by Atomic Mack).
-You have made out with someone named ChiChi (submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You have a Scouter made of Legos and spare keys from your comuter keyboard(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You claim to have visited Planet Namek(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-Your girlfriend has green/blue hair like Bulma's(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You ask your friends to see their dragonballs(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-A man showed up at your door asking for they milage bill on the Flying Nymbus(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You actually paid him for it(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You have memorized DBZ Series 1-3, and can act them out while the episodes are playing in the background(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You know 'Zarbon Transformed' by heart, and claim that Zarbon cheated and Vegeta could have easily kicked his/her butt(submitted by kessler@sunet.net).
-You say you're Zarbon. You listen to yourself about it, too. In fact, you probably even answer yourself(submitted by kessler@sunet.net)!
-You try to do everything vegeta does (submitted by ishady@gateway.net)
-You claim you can do the Kame-Hame-Ha!! (submitted by ishady@gateway.net)
-You try to find a biography on one of the characters to do a book report on (submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You write a class story about the characters from the show fighting aginist the Sailor Scouts.(I did that myself cause of how much I love Dragonball Z and how much I hate Sailor Moon - submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You do 10,000 sit ups and all other aerobic activites 100x earth's gravity to try to become a super sayain (submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You dress up as Goku for Halloween, but all strangers think your a kung-fu ninja guy instead of a guy from DBZ(I did that for real - submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You paint yourself red and claim to be doing 10X kaioken attack(submitted by bachi2@hotmail.com).
-You color a piece of paper orange and wad it up and scream out kame-hame-ha and throw it at someone (submitted by saiangoku@aol.com).
-You get Bulma's dad to invent for you (submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You ask NASA if they are ever going to have a space mission to Nameck(submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You think you can stop a blast by covering your arms(submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You go to your local Cards and Comic book store to get DBZ stuff(submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You find DBZ comics,but you just can't find baseball cards with Yamcha on them(submitted by lordlothar44@hotmail.com).
-You imagine the bullies at school are Freeza and his men (submitted by lord lothar44@hotmail.com).
-You watch your calories and make sure your not eating too much junk cause if Goku can get a heart attack, anyone can (submitted by lord lothar44@hotmail.com).
-You yell out SAILOR MOON SUCKS AND DRAGONBALL Z RULES!! everywhere you go (submitted by lord lothar44@hotmail.com).
-You shave your head and draw on six dots (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You practice your KameHameHA at night before bed (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You name your pet oolong and try to make him shift shapes(submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You dress up as goku for pep rallys (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You yell Kaioken time 3 in fights (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You call the short kid that plays bass drum in your band Chouzu(submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-Your friend tells you that he is Vegita boy of destiny(submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You tell your dad your moving out because he called it DragonNut X (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You tell people you are Reverend Krillin (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You have DBZ action figures (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You form a school club called The Dragon Ball Club (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You tell your princapal, but goku hit people with Nyoibo, why can't I hit them with a stick too (submitted by KuririnIV@aol.com).
-You have a cricket as a pet and name it Gregory (submitted by coolcalvin@webtv.net).
-You put a TV antenna on your head and hold your breath to look like King Kai (submitted by coolcalvin@webtv.net).
-You ask a friend who does they think will win in a fight between Chi Chi and Sailor Mars (submitted by coolcalvin@webtv.net).
-You practice posing like the Ginyu Force (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You get 7 pumpkins and carve stars in them for Halloween (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You put candles around you favorite DBZ poster and worship it (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You have a DBZ notebook full of pics (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You go into the bathroom stall, shout 'Kamehameha!!', and flush the toilet (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You spend 4 hours on the internet exploring DBZ stuff (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You draw DBZ doodles all over your school work (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You try to make your hair like Vegeta's by applying lots of hair gel and hanging upside down for a couple hours (submitted by kuririn29@hotmail.com).
-You go outside to try to take on all of Saiyans that aren't coming (submitted by gordon@e-z.net).
-You use the words "hammock" and Namek interchangeably, on a regular basis (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You try to talk to that fat white cat on you street, thinking maybe you'll get lucky and he'll give you senzu beans (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You can play the DBZ theme on every c-tuned instrument ever made (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-A few E-minor tuned instuments too! (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You can watch the dub and tell everyone exactly what was cut out and the dialog in English and Japanese - I'm working on the first half!! (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You write a petition to your school pricipal to make a Namek class, and to try to find Piccolo and/or Dende to be teacher (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You wave a Zippo lighter around in front of your friends yelling "BURNING ATTACK" (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You have created a Puar Beanie Baby, and are trying to market it (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You create Saiyen outfits and scouters for all of your sister's Barbie Dolls (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You have tried and and were ACTUALLY able to get your hair to look like Vegeta's (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You are also trying to market Puar blankets and throw pillows, and Talking Saiyen dolls, and a robotic clone of Yamcha (submitted by sugar_188@hotmail.com).
-You get into a fight and you grab a frisbee and yell "destructo disk"!(submitted by gordon@e-z.net).
-You light yourself on fire and scream kaioken times 20!(submitted by gordon@e-z.net).
-You get pissed and file a complaint when you find out that the new episodes are on a channel that you don't have, but DBZ is also on at like 2:30 in the morning (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You decide to move to the Philippnes so that you can watch DBZ everyday, and you can get all DBZ stuff for cheap and before it comes out in AMerica (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You try to find out if you can survive 20 energy blasts to the head and still be able to fight back (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You decide to do what Pual Revere did and ran all around the city at midnight shouting " the sayins are comming, the sayins are comming!" - then you find out you were watching a rerun and that they already came (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You totally beleive that DBZ is not a show, but actually TV News (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You can recite every episode of DBZ - flawlessly (submitted by Jarred25@hotmail.com).
-You're watching the LION KING and you call Scar Yamcha (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You won't eat sausage because you think it was Oolong (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-Then start a sausage strike (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You ask if your grandfather dropped you on your head as a baby giving you a severe head injury (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You try selling Dragonball Z bumber stickers , door to door(submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You try firing a Kame-hame-ha at someone (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You get in trouble for scaring your little brother by yelling Kaioken (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You call yourself Radditz , on a bad hair day (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You try to catch a bullet like Radditz (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You say you can meditate while floating in mid-air like Piccolo (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You say "piccolo" and wait for the refrigerater door to open (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You call a pickle Piccolo (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You ask your doctor to prescribe you some senzu beans (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You act like your fighting Freeza and punch a freezer (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You say you want to head of Capsule Corp. on Career Day (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-Your teacher asks you how your role model is and you say Goku (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You get to detention for trying to manipulate energy in class (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You ask your date if she is in her true form or if she is really a pig (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You steal seven basketballs and try to call upon the Eternal Dragon (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You ask your science teacher if he/she can fuse with someone (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-You can make a bunch of this jokes (submitted by flame@cavalry.com).
-The class bully starts beating you up you yell "you better not screw with me i'm super sayijn!!" (submitted by Dmndbkbike@aol.com).
-You didn't cry when your grandma died because you knew you could bring her back to life with the dragon balls. (submitted by Dmndbkbike@aol.com).
-You cut off your arm to see if you can regenerate it like Piccolo (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You through your little brother at a mountain to see if he has a hidden power (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You try to make a Dead Zone to send the jerk in 2nd hour to (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You go off into the wild to see if you can survive like Gohan (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You tell people that you are moving so fast that they can't see you because you've reached super sayjain (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You look for a girl who's father wears a viking helmet so you can get married an have a kid named Gohan (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You go showing hair stylists a picture of Goku and ask if they can do that to your hair (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You claim you are an alien that was suppose to destroy the Earth (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You ask tailors if they can make Kame-sen suits (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You swear that Kame is is the protector of the Earth and that you and him are good friends (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You claim to have gotten Radditz in a Yamma lock and say you are the mighty King Yamma (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You eat bails of sleepy grass and stay awake (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You wear a hat with a glass ball on it and say you own a dragon ball (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You accomplish actually making your own Piccolo suit and paint your self green and try doing the special beam cannon (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You make the school weatherman into an anime character - my cousin did this (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You eat tail steaks for breakfast (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You marry a woman named Videl and name your child Pan (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You say your father is the Worlds Strongest (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You poorly disguise yourself as a super hero and fight crime while your in college (submitted by ziggy77777@hotmail.com).
-You get a frizzbe and yell killer discus/kienzan and throw it at your friends (wow696@aol.com).
-You try to take a tree down with a single kick (submitted by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You attempt to put out a fire using your kamehameha (submitted by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You talk to yourself in class and tell the teacher that you're talking to King Kai (submitted by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You stand in the middle of the street wearing a costume in a attempt to stop a getaway car using your foot (submitted by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You claim that your closet is a doorway to another dimension (submitted by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You join a fighting tournament, demanding to face Mr. Satan (submittedy by knightslade@yahoo.com).
-You think you're the eldest Namek and you get punched for trying to release someone's hidden power (submitted by Gokoo95580@aol.com).
-You live in America and you give out your credit card number on the computer just to get a DBZ action figure from Japan (submitted by XQuEeZeMe7@aol.com).
-You draw DBZ characters, cut them out, and put them all over your door (submitted byXQuEeZeMe7@aol.com).
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