Anyone with email has received stories, lists of any topic, jokes, and anything entertaining. Here are some of my favorites. Most are in text form (.txt). If the right margin is cutting off the text from the browser, one suggestion is to copy and paste the text list to Word and print from Word. Minor formatting may be needed. Another suggestion is copy and paste on Notepad, making sure word wrap is activated.
Graduation Speech.
Palo Alto High School Baccalaureate Speech 06/11/95 titled "Hindsight" by Guy
Kawasaki.
Homer's Mmmm. . . Here
are most of Homer's Mmmmmms.
Moe's Phone Gags. Moe
the bartender is always tricked and always embarassed.
100 Greatest Movies.
The 100 Greatest Movies picked by the American Film Industry. File is in .html.
How Much Are You Worth?
Working Dads, read the following.
Monday
Morning Sentiment The Gift. Dads should never yell at their daughters.
The 80s List. Remember
the 1980s? Test yourself.
Email Emotions. Some
email symbols for composing email.
The Goose Story. Why
do geese fly in a "V" formation?
Dictionary A to L.
A quick dictionary.
Dictionary M to Z.
A quick dictionary.
English Lesson. Those
who did not do well in English can receive a quick lesson.
CEO Problems. CEOs, here
are solutions to solve problems in your company.
Understanding. Everyone
is different.
Happy with Children.
Families are happy with their children. Parents must cherish every moment good
and bad.
100 Funniest Movies.
The 100 Funniest Movies picked by the American Film Industry.
Leadership Principles.
Leadership Principles I learned in R.O.T.C.
Human Relation Rules.
I received an email requesting more concepts I learned in R.O.T.C. Here are
the 24 Human Relation Rules.
Ten Rules for Women.
Found from Ann Landers from the San Jose Mercury News in November 2000.
Santa Claus. Santa Claus
exists. Really.
Jerry Seinfeld's SeinLanguage.
Excerpts from the New York Times Number One Bestseller. Written by Jerry Seinfeld
and copyrighted 1993.
Ten Rules for Men.
Found from Ann Landers from the San Jose Mercury News in February 2001.
Code of The Cow Country.
Anyone with a cowboy background may recognize the code.
Police Patrol. Almost
every motorist receive a traffic citation. Here are a few jokes.
All I Really Need
to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Why do we need to go high school? Here
is all we really needed to know.
A Wonderful Rose.
From a friend of Pete Mogensen, laugh and play.
The Iron Horse. This
Hall of Fame baseball player gives 100% everyday. When I collected baseball
cards, he was the first rookie card I owned. The article from the Wall Street
Journal is in .gif (138k). The picture displays better for higher resolution
monitors. The best way to view the picture is use the direction buttons, Page
Up button, and Page Down button.
100 Thrillist Movies.
The 100 Thrillist Movies picked by the American Film Industry.
The Irony
of the Rat Race Explained. Is it worth making money for the future?
As You Like It. Shakespeare's
"All the world's a stage."
TV
Guide's Top 50 Cartoon Characters. Where does Homer Simpson rank? How about
Pikachu?
Date Last Updated: Sunday September 1, 2002
