Click to listen to Furf's Mission Possible!
- 1. If I like it, it's mine!
- 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine!
- 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine!
- 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine!
- 5. If It's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
- 6. If I'm breaking or hiding something, all of the pieces are mine!
- 7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine!
- 8. If I think its mine, it's mine!
- 9. Even if I let you play with it, it's mine!
- 10. If I lose intrest in it, it's STILL MINE!
- ...And of course, the ultimate ferret rule: What's mine is mine and What's yours is mine!
- 1. If you have to poop, the best place to do it is right beside the litter box. Your person will appreciate your not messing it up after they spent so much time getting it clean. If you can't make it there, the next best place is in front of the door.
- 2. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door open, madly dig at the carpet in front of it. Your person may have put down a carpet protector in front of the door. DON'T mess up their carpet protector. Dig at the carpet just beside it. When the door opens, do your best imitation of a streak of greased lightening.
- 3. If a guest seems to be afraid of you, investigate him first. Try to crawl up his pants leg to become better acquainted. If you get stuck, digging will help you wiggle just a little bit further.
- 4. If any guest remarks on how adorable you are, nip her on the nose to demonstrate that you have a playful side too.
- 5. Accompany guests to the bathroom, this is the best time to investigate their clothes. This is Trouble's favorite!
- 6. If one of your humans is working, sewing, knitting, or writing and another is idle, stay with the busy one. Get right in the middle of whatever he is doing. This is known as "being helpful".
- 7. For book readers, it is most helpful to crawl across the pages of the book. Try to stick your head between the pages and see how far they have read. Trouble likes curling up on my textbooks when I'm working on a problem!
- 8. When supervising cooking, get right behind your human's feet. You cannot be seen, therefore stand a better chance of being stepped on, picked up and consoled. If done right this often results in a treat from the guilty human.
- 9. It is important to get enough sleep during the day so you are fresh during the optimum play time between 2:00 and 4:00 a.m. preferably on your human's bed so they can join in the fun. 3:00 in the morning... time to pretend Nibbles is a seal... *click*click*click*click*
- 10. Most importantly, begin people training early. Humans are difficult to train, but they can be taught if you sart early and are consistent.
Stolen from Paw Printz of Conneticut, F.A.I.R. Report, Ferret Footnotes.
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Top Ten Reasons Why Ferrets Would Make a Better President
- 1. Power struggles reduced to turning all the world leaders lose in a room and whoever bites everyones' ears, and butt first is the Dominant Power.
- 2. Presidential speeches that cut into TV programs, etc will never exceed 15 minutes.
- 3. In addition to already mandated breaks, all work places will be required to have a mandatory Nap Time.
- 4. Emphasis on Education. What's in here? What's over there? What's this?.....
- 5. "Just say Play!"
- 6. You already know the president is "a little thief"...
- 7. "Open Door" policy
By Kyra!
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