Interesting Quotes
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." (Mark Twain)
"Work is much more fun than fun." (Noel Coward)
"Start everyday with a smile and get it over with." (W.C. Fields)
"Anyone who isn’t confused here doesn’t really understand what’s going on." (Belfast citizen, 1970)
"I never think of the future, it comes soon enough. (Albert Einstein)
"Man has to awaken to wonder..., science is a way to put man back to sleep." (Ludwig Wittgenstein)
"Life wasn’t meant to be easy." (Malcolm Fraser)
"You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him to learn for himself." (Galileo)
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small and rekindles the great." (Comte de Bussy-Rabutin...some guy i don't know..hehe ^^)
"Living on earth is expensive, but at least you get a free trip around the sun." (J. William)
"If I want to look at a fool, I have to only look in the mirror." (Seneca)
"If it’s not fun, you’re not doing it right." (Bob Basso)
Visitors and fish begin to stink after three days. (Chinese proverb)
W.C. Fields when asked whether he liked children, said, "Boiled or fried?"
"Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?" (Rev. W.A. Spooner)
"We’ve got to believe in free will, we’ve got no choice." (Isaac Bashevis Singer)
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in the English Oxford Dictionary. It has 45 letters and describes a lung disease.
Funny Quotes
The more you study the more you learn, the more you learn the more you have to remember, the more you remember the more you forget, so why study?
Cool fAcTS...
It takes seventeen muscles to smile, and forty-three muscles to frown. 
