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"Woah..." was all Ben ould say as he looked around Celadon Shopping Mall. Everywhere he looked there were shoppers trying to snatch up the best bargains, fighting over Pikachu dolls, and comparing Pokémon. His Ditto was equally surprised. He had never seen so many Pokémon in one place.
Being a Ditto, you can't blame him for trying out new forms. Charmeleon. Ekans. Raticate. Vaporeon. Lickitung. Ninetales. And on and on. Before long, Blob collapsed from exhaustion. "Dittooo..."
Ben sighed. "Blob, calm down. You're going to run out of Transforms and I don't want you stuck as, say, Magikarp or Metapod. Remember, I have no Ether on me right now." The Oddish nodded, then grudgingly melted into a small pile of goo. The duo started walking to a nearby section that said Drug Store. "$9800 for Calcium?! That's outrageous! Team Rocket's supposed to be the theives!" Ben walked away from the counter and saw a small table. "Make your own drugs. $500." Curious, Ben placed the cash into a slot and a group of chemicals appeared.
"Let's see. A cup of butter, a few rare Candies, some essence of Gloom, a teaspoon of lemon extract... oh yes, and some Wigglytuff Powder to taste." Strange enough, the last ingredient caused every person in the store to take some kind of cover. One person even had his Graveler explode and then used the pieces to cover himself up. Ben dismissed this and added the Powder.
The explosion was heard for miles.
Back in the store, Ben looked like a group of Voltorb had used Self-Destruct. "Ouch..." he fell back, then wobbled out of the store.
Another store. This time, a Trainer store. "We need some Great Balls, a couple of Super potion, and some marshmallows for the road. Oh yes, and some of Brock's Super Brand Pokémon Food." Paying for the items, Ben left that store almost without incident. The entrance alarms went off. A Jenny and a Chansey appeared.
"Okay, thief, cavity search. you're coming wih us." Ben tried to say something, but Jenny just grabbed him and Blob and dragged the two while the Chansey prepared two sets of gloves. shortly after they disappeard, a mechanic came up to the store owner. "I'm here to fix the glitch in your security system."
20 painful minutes later...
"I'm so sorry for the mistake, but please commit another crime soon, I enjoyed that." Ben simply walked away, albeit slowly. Blob oozed after him.
Ben's troubles were forgotten as he saw a small battle arena. A trainer's Raticate just defeated someone's Stramie and Ben saw his chance. He jumped in and sent out Seymour. "Headbutt, Seymour!" The Seel flew through te air, nicely giving his opponent the point of the matter.
"Raticate, a Jump Kick!" Unfortunately, the rat landed foot first on Seymour's horn. "Raticate!"
"Seymour, now's the time! Aurora Beam!" A rainbow colored beam flew out and and hit the Raticate, forming a nice little icepop. "Raticate, return! Go, Squirtle!"
"Seymour, return! Go, Vice! Use Vicegrip!" The Pinsir leaped through the air and clamped on Squirtle, slowly squeezing the life out of it.
"Squirtle, Water Gun!" However, just as Squrtle fired, Vice clamped dwon harder. Squirtle's water blast flew through the air and splashed Ben's face. Normally, this would just surprise everyone watching. this time, it also blew the minds of horny young boys all over. Why?
Because Ben didn't change his shirt from the explosion, and there was a hole in the right chest area! "Eeeeekkkk!" yelled Cajava. She grabbed Blob and covered herself, then recalled a surprised Vice and dashed out of the Mall. "Oh my god, talk about the worst day of your life! At least the boys didn't mind!" Then she dashed off to find a new shirt, Blob still formed as a temporary replacement.
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