Game Corner Cavalcade

by: Thatguyty

"Hey hold up you guys!" said Score, "We have Spanky, the Pidgey!"

"That may be ok for Keri, but you're gonna need at least a Pidgeot, Score," said John.

"Nuts! Maybe we can get it to evolve before we leave," offered Score.

"Good luck," exclaimed Jamie, "You've had that thing since we met you and it's done nothing"

"Errrrr, forgot it then," said Score.

Suddenly two Rockets jump from around the corner, "Let's get them Bonnie!"

"Sure thing Clyde!" said Bonnie.

"Spanky! Roo!" yelled Score, as he threw his Pokemon, "Kick some ass!"

TAC threw their pokeballs. The Rockets threw back their heads and laughed.

"Suffer the wrath of Team Rockets latest invention, The Monica Lewinsky Suck-O-Matic!" announced the team in unison. They pulled a cart with a giant cardboard cutout of Monica out from behind the corner. Bonnie flicked the switch and the vacuum startde sucking up all the Pokemon. Score quickly retracted his armor and shot a tongue at each Pokemon. He managed to get a hold on each one except Spanky. "Liddal 'elp here pweeb," mumbled Score. Spanky flapped madly to avoid the cavernous mouth. Little by little the machine gained ground on Spanky, who shot into the mouth with a loud "thwomp".

"Hahahaha! One Pokemon is better than none, but this one will never do. We require the Eevee. Trade us, now!" demanded Clyde.

With the mouth of the machine still sucking air, a bright light shown out of the throat. Spanky, now a Pidgeotto, shot out of the mouth with a powerful flap of his wings.

"Oh no!" screamed Bonnie, "Clyde, turn off the machine and get that Pokemon!"

Before Clyde could pull the plug, Spanky was safely above the roof of the Game Corner building. "Orion, hand me that car jack," said Jamie, "I've got a plan!"

Orion quickly obliged and threw the heavy car jack towards Jamie. No one quite knew why there was a car jack laying beside Game Corner, but, well, you know.

"Don't try anything like this again," growled Jamie, as she glared at Team Rocket.

"And what do you plan to do about it?" asked Bonnie, with an arrogant sneer.

Jamie turned to face the group and lifted the car jack to her shoulder. With a powerful swing, she smashed Team Rocket high in the air.

Just before they disappeared into a little star and a ping sound, the pair shouted, "Look's like Team Rocket's jacking off again!"

TBC?

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