Merry Christmas to all, And to All a Derangeed Night!

by: Tiki

LAST TIME: Lewis realized that a mew was following him, (Got any complaints about it direct them to him not me). Thirty or so Rocket's attacked everyone. Tiki attacked Lewis for no reason, now the continuation. -----------------------------------------------------------------

While Tiki was attacking recovering from the wall he was thrown into, the Rockets had surrounded everyone else, they were doing their best but still losing, with the APB destroyed, Lewis managed to teleport away but he left Tiki there because he was out of range. The rockets saw the lone PODA member by the wall.

"GET HIM!!!!" Alex yelled. Tiki instinctivly jumped up onto the wall then jumped off it over the Rocket's heads and then sprinted faster then he ever had away from them.

"Where the hell did I learn that move?" Tiki wondered to himself as he saw the rest of the gang ahead, he charged forward and stopped in front of them. All of a sudden he was glad to be back until he saw Lewis then a rage exploded from him, "WHAT THE F**K WERE YOU DOING I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED BACK THER!!!!" Tiki yelled at Lewis who was still recovering from anything.

"I HAD TO TIKI, WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE, AND WHAT WAS WITH YOU ATTACKING ME?!?!" Lewis yelled back.

Suddenly Tiki blacked out, he was transfered to a dark place with a blue globe in the center of the darkness. He saw what appeared to be himself and some other guy there, Tiki was inside the globe, then Tiki's blacke dout again and started seeing through the eyes of someone inside the globe. All of a sudden the other man shoved Tiki out and held up his hand.

Tiki became shackled to a wall that appeared. "HAHA," the man yelled, "Now your body is mine!"

Back outside Tiki gave a shrewed smile, "WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?!?" Lewis yelled at Tiki.

"You have no idea, that's what's funny," Tiki dropped to the ground, kicked Lewis's legs out from under him, then grabbed his staff and rammed it into Lewis's thigh. Daraian moved to get Tiki only to get an elbow in the gut, "I'll see you all later, fools!" Tiki turned, dropped his pokeballs and ran off.

"What the hell happened?" Lewis asked.

"Tiki seems to have reverted back to his crazy state." Jamie said picking up Tiki's pokeballs.

"Well what do we do?" Lewis asked.

"I don't know," Jamie replied.

"Well I was going to give these to you guys later, but since there's only three of you left I better gives these to you before we all go crazy," Lewis handed Darian, Jamie, and Score each a pokeball.

"What is it?" Score asked.

"It's an Eevee I got one for everyone, for Christmas, well Merry Christmas I guess."(*)

"Well whatever we're going to do we better do it soon," Jamie said.

MEANWHILE, ON ROUTE TO FUSCHIA

Tiki smiled, "Well I finally have mastered control of this body, unlike last time when I was on a rampage, now I can continue the carnage I left behind so long ago. But first to enlist some help from Tiki's deranged compatriots." Tiki said to himself, as he ran at an exceptional speed toward Fuschia.

re: by Thatguyty

Score rolled his new Eevee's pokeball around in his fingers, feeling grateful towards Lewis, who he barely knew. "Thanks dude," said Score, "That was really.... hardcore of you."

"Sure," said Lewis, "Now let's get going. We need to find Tiki before he kills somebody."

"Yeeeessss," muttered Score, licking his lips, "Killllls." Everyone looked at each other, then at Score, then at each other again.

"Uuuh, ok, if you say so," said Jamie.

Darian rubbed his stomach where Tiki had hit him. Pointing he said, "He ran off in that direction. Let's follow." With no time to lose, the group started jogging towards Tiki's general direction. They ran as a pack, often overtaking one another, not speaking, through the cool Cerulean air. Score felt sweat drops run down his face, burning his eyes. He never liked running and wished it was easier.

Then he remembered. Many months ago when the parasite infected his wounded body and turned him into a 7'0" aqua green monster. He wanted to forget what had happened; the parasite, the victims, and the ability. He was concerned about Tiki, and knew he was smart, and fit enough to elude them. With one fluid movement, he flung a massive tongue out of his dry mouth. It spit in two and enveloped either side of his body, over his hair and clothes. Green goo oozed around his backpack straps and hardened underneath. Damn, he thought, there go my clothes. Darian and Lewis, having never seen Score's bizarre form, stop running and gaped. Jamie noticed them and stopped as well. Score realized what had happened and walked over to the pair.

"Sorry guys, this happens sometimes," he said. His spherical neon green eyes seemed to bug out at the pair, quivering and stuttering. Lewis looked in Score's bright eyes and said, "Is this like acid armor or something?" Score considered this for a second. His skin glistened and reflected moon light like a crystal. "I guess you could say that. Come on. We've given him enough of a head start."

Score felt added adrenalin slowly seeping into his system. He turned and started running at nearly twice his previous pace. The rest of the group quickly fell behind. Maybe I should wait, considered Score. No, Tiki's in jeopardy, I gotta help him. Score continued running, unsure of his destination or course.

Up ahead he noticed a fence that trainers hoped over all the time. He sat down against it and retracted his tongue, exposing his usual garb covered in a sticky brown goo. He breathed heavily and felt uncomfortably moist. He opened up his backpack and pulled out his five occupied Pokéballs. He let all his Pokémon out to meet the new Eevee he had acquired. Eevee was humbled by the gargantuan nature of Horny and Roo, the Rhyhorna and Kangaskhan. He trembled at the sight of Spanky's fierce talons. He cowered at Senor Ninetails firey breath. "Welcome the newcomer guys," said Score. The pokemon glared at Eevee, trembling behind Score's leg.

re: by Tiki

The unbelievably swift Tiki was lurking in Celadon, he may be strong but even he needed to take a rest. He sat down on a bench and surveyed his surroundings. He cringed at all the happy couples walking around. He was nauseated by the overwhelming stench of perfume famed to Celadon. He (whoever it was that is now in control of Tiki's body) had long since decided to exact vengance on the person who had kept him imprisoned for 16 years, unfortunatly he couldnt torture this person physically, because the person was Tiki. This evil being had hated resting in this fools body, he just wanted to be a spirit roaming the earth, until one day he was sucked into some baby's body. But now that had all changed.

His train of thought was interrupted by the sight of a familiar site. Tiki's friend Score, alone. Well this was surely a fine coincidence. Tiki stood up and jumped into an allyway, all of a sudden "he" had an idea, he knew how to hurt Tiki. Kill his friends, torture them even. That was how to get back at Tiki. He creeped and moved to Score's flank, he then walked out into the crowd and followed behind Score. He would wait until Score left the public view then attack.

Just then he was stopped by a little hand, "Hey Mister would you like to buy some cookies?" A little Pidgey Scout asked looking up into Tiki's eyes.

"No leave me alone..."

"PLEASSSSEEEE It's for a good cause and they taste really nummy, its just 2 bucks a box." she said holding up a box, toward him.

"I SAID NO!!!!!" Tiki grabbed the little girl who screamed, he lifted her up and was about to throw her into a wall, when his consious was sucked back into Tiki's mind. Tiki was struglling and had managed to partially get back into the blue control bubble, the man held a hand up to Tiki, "This may be your mind but I know how to use it I've lived here for so long." A bolt of fire shot out at Tiki knocking him out of the bubble, he was then promptly grabbed by a large being that looked human but had six eyes no hair and was a blue energy, it also had six arms., and a large mouth on its waste. "Now where was I," the man said.

Back outside Tiki's body had been convulsing during this little inner squabble, he had dropped the girl and the scream had gotten Score's attention who turned around and saw Tiki.

Then "he" re-took control of Tiki's body, and saw Score looking at him, he grinned an evil grin and jumped over Score's head and opened his staff. He fell behind Score and promptly struck him in the back of the knee with his staff.

At this Score's tongue shot out and created his aquatic armor. He whilred around and confronted Tiki. "Whoever you are get out of Tiki's BODY!!!!" Score charged Tiki trying to grab him but not hurt him. "He" had other objectives, he jumped to the side of Score and struck him in the back with a solid roundhouse kick. Score went sprawling, and nearly fell down.

"Alright now I'm pissed!!!!" Score yelled. Part of his tongue peeled back on one of his hand. The piece of tongue shot out at Tiki's wrist and grabbed it wrapping aorund it.

"Impressive," Tiki said, "BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!" Tiki grabbed the tongue with his other hand then with a mighty heave turned with Score and flung him inot a wall. Score released his grip and Tiki was off. By the time Score got up he couldn't see Tiki anywhere he considered tracking him but he saw the police arriving, they were probably going to blame Score for this. So Score jumped up and ran off before the police got there. When he was out of site he raveled his tongue back up, now what was he going to do?

Meanwhile, "he" was on the move again toward Saffron, he needed to see if some of Tiki's other more demented companions were there.

re: by syke6888 L

Outside Fuschia...

"Now, are you sure this will work? I know I'm not a Laramie."

Pipian sighed. "Giovanni told you everything you need to know to make this plan work. Just trust yourself. Now let's use the phone first."

Quietly, John went up to a phone and dialed the number from the phonebook. Tail twitching, he watched as the phone rang. Lara appeared.

"This is the Laramie Ranch! We can't talk right now, but leave your message and we'll get back as soon as we can!"

"Hi, Lara! It's me, John! I'm in Fuschia right now, and plan to visit and see you people again! Bye!" John hung up, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Now, to try it for real." said Pipian.

re: by lewis8661

"This is bad. Really bad." Lewis says.

"Well duh." Mike says.

"Now we have three lunatics that have been seperated from the group. We're being carved up like a roast!" Jamie says. The group had been searching for Tiki or John or Pipian for a day now, still with no luck.

"Maybe we should give up. We haven't been able to capture John and Pipian, and Tiki has a mental breakdown now." Bridget says.

"We don't give up!" Jamie says.

"That's right! The PODA is a family, and the family sticks together. But we need some way of tracking Tiki... He's the most dangerous right now." Mike says.

"I've got it!" Lewis says.

"What?" Bridget asks.

"The Mew that's been following me, it could use it's psi powers to track Tiki! And I doubt Tiki, even with a strong psychic will and was created by Mewtwo, could fight a Mew! He's still only human! Mew!" Lewis shouts.

Mew appears in front of him and asks, "Do you remember yet?"

"No." Lewis replies.

"Oh." Mew replies.

"Listen, we need your help. Tiki has been taken over by some evil will, and we need you to find and battle him." Lewis says.

"Can do! Follow me!" Mew says.

"This one's a lot nicer then the one I remember." Jamie says.

re: by Thatguyty

Score stood in the shadows in the backstreets on Cerulean. He leaned against a cold brick wall and let out a long breath. He hadn't slept in days and he was dead tired. He looked into the sky as brown goo started to harden on his skin. Violently, he kicked at a garbage can beside him, disrupting the sleep of some bums laying down the alley from him. He decided to walk the few miles back to the PODA headquarters.

The sun baked the brown goo he'd bcome accustomed to on to his skin. A little Pidgey Scout crossed his path and bumped into him.

"Wanna buy some-"

"No," said Score, pushing past the little girl and continuing his journey. When he finally arrived at PODAHQ he looked into the lobby through a broken window. Quite a few battles seemed to take place here. He walked around to the back of the building and climbed a drain pipe up to his balcony. His room had somehow remained un touched throughout the battles. He walked into his bathroom, tripping over his clothes thrown all over the floor. He stayed in the shower for about 45 minutes before coming out and wrapping a towel around his waist.

About this time, Lily approached Cerulean City. She was tired as well, and decided to try and find a place to spend the night. She walked about 3 blocks, finding no hotels with any sort of vacancy. She hadn't picked the best walking shoes, and definately shouldn't have gone with a dark green rubber tubetop.

She walked into a McDonald's and got her usual garden salad and Sprite. She sat in a corner by a window and looked up and down the busy streets. A few lots down, across the street, she noticed a help wanted sign in a window. She grabbed her bright pink plastic backpack from the seat beside her and dug out her wallet. She had a bunch of cash saved up in case she ever wanted to leave Saffron and embark on a pokemon journey of her own.

She finished her crisp salad and walked out of the McDonald's. Casually, she walked over to the PODAHQ to further inspect the help wanted sign. It read, "Join the POkemon Detective Agency now and get a free room, good pay, and make friends with a great group of people." This made Lily remember all her friends from Saffron. She'd have to give them all a call later. "What the hell?" she said, and pushed open the front door. She carefully stepped around piles of rubble and twisted metal. She walked over to a desk and rang the bell on it's corner. She waited a few seconds and press again. When no one came, she yelled out, "Hello?"

Score was up in his room doing his hair when he heard her calling. He held his towel behind his back and walked down the stairs. When he saw Lily, his jaw dropped and his pupils turned to hearts.

Lily looked down and held a hand to her eyes, "Uh, your towel." Score snapped back to reality and grabbed his towel.

"One sec," he stammered. In a flash he was back with cargo shorts and a Korn t-shirt on. "Can I help you?"

"I saw your help wanted sign," Lily said, noticing his shirt, "You like Korn?" They talked for a few hours and got to know each other. Lily decided in her mind not to join PODA; too many guys. Lily looked at a wall clock. "Whoa, it's late," she said, "Mind if I stay the night?" Score gave her his room and he slept in the guest room. In the morning, Lily left, promising to help PODA in any way she could. Score decided to get some new clothes and head back out to look for Tiki.

re: by Tiki

Tiki stood outside the Saffron City Gym, "Well let's go see if your friends are here." He pushed open the door and walked in. A Junior Trainer approched him brimming with excitement.

"HEY I CHALLEGE YOU TO A...." The junior trainer began only to have Tiki lift him up by the collar.

"Where's Sabrina?" The junior trainer pointed down the hall. Tiki walked down to the end of the hall, and opened a pair of huge red steel doors. "SABRINA!" He yelled.

"Yes?" A figure floated forward from the shadows, "Do you wish to challenge me to a pokemon battle?"

"No. I wish to know if your former pupil Pipian has contacted you recently." Tiki replied.

"Pipian? No he hasn't, why has something happened?" She asked.

"Nothing that concerns you, thanks for your help." Tiki turned and began to walk out the doors. Until Sabrina slammed them shut with her psychic powers.

"You are not going anywhere until you tell me whats going on!" She screamed at Tiki.

"Oh really, well thats not how I see it." Tiki grabbed something out of his pocket, it was a small black orb with about 6 different buttons and what appeared to be a camera protruding out of it. Tiki pushed a small red button and Sabrina wrenched in pain. "Poor Sabrina, well at least I know the new APB works. Those scientists at Silph really work hard. They build a new technology then work day and night to upgrade it. Well this new gizmo is their latest upgrade. And it has all sorts of nifty new attachments to it. You can affect psychics even when their not using their powers. You can target specific psychics, you can control the power, which by the way has improved. In fact how about I test out the new power on you." Tiki pushed a blue button a few times, causing Sabrina to scream in pain and release her grip on the doors. But even though she wasn't using her powers the pain continued.

The last thing she remembers is Tiki walking out the door befor she fainted into a coma. Tiki turned off the orb and slipped out of the gym unnoticed by the junior trainers busy helping Sabrina. "Well I'm glad I made that stop at Silph before I came here, I got this new APB and a few other interesting toys." Tiki smiled as he began to run at his newly acquired super speed. "Now it's onto to Fuschia where I'm sure to find Pipian and John." Tiki smiled as he passed the city limits of Saffron, heading South he'd have to catch a boat at Vermillion to get to Fuschia then he'd find the two rockets and enlist soem help from them.

re: by Tiki

Tiki stood at Fuschia's northern port he had just gotten off of a ship which had taken him here, from Vermilion. He needed to find Pipian and john soon. PODA was sure to be picking up his trail towards Saffron, and if they got there it would only be a matter of time before they figured out why Tiki was there and where he was going. So Tiki decided to start looking for the two new Rockets somewhere near the ranch. Tiki walked around till he had reached the outskirts of the ranch. It ran right to the town limits, where there were three hotels. One was very upbeat and classy, no Rockets would be there. The other two were more difficult to figure out.

They were both cheap little Holiday Inn type places. Tiki couldn't very well go in and ask if two rockets named John and Pipian were staying here, and he'd probably be caught if he snooped aorund. SO only one choice find a place where he could see both hotel entrances and see where they came from. And that's exactly what Tiki did he sat on a roof with a pair of Night vision zoom goggles. He sat there for nearly five hours waiting for a sign of Pipian and John. Then he got it, at about 11 pm a pair of guys left one of the hotels, Tiki almost missed it but he saw the little tell tale bump on one of the guys pants rear. Tiki jumped down off the building and ran into the shadows and followed the two. They eventually went into an all night Diner to get some food. Tiki waited outside till they came out, after about half an hour they emerged. They walked by a street which happened to have Tiki on top of it.

"Well hellllooooooo, friends." Tiki proclaimed. The two looked up to see Tiki flipping off of the post and to the ground. "I knew I'd find you guys here. John your tail must be killing you, your disquises are half decent but that bump on John's behind tells it all."

"Well Tiki pretty good of you, you figured it all out. Unfortunatly your all by yourself nd now we have to kill you." John started as he reached into his coat pocket as Pipian did, they each produced a 9mm hand gun and pointed it where Tiki had been standing. Unfortunatly they had each looked away for a milli-second.

"Looking for me?" Tiki said as he leaned on the lightpost. John and Pipian turned and began firing, as they turned though Tiki rushed the same direction they were turning at the same rate. He ended up behind him. "How about you two stop shooting at a light post and listen to what I have to say." John and Pipian Turned again and fired at Tiki only to find they were out of bullets and couldn't change clips without Tiki attacking. "Now that your finished listen up, first of all I'm not Tiki."

"OH yeah well you look a lot like him," Pipian jeered.

"That's because I'm in his body, my name is Azutal."

"Well Azutal what are you doing in Tiki's body?" Pipian asked. "Well back about 17 years ago, a crafty Mewtwo was creating a weapon, namely Tiki. Well Mewtwo installed six souls into Tiki of innocents, or so he though. A seventh soul happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and was sucked into this body, but he didnt merge into the mind he remained independent trapped inside the body, that soul was me. So I spent 17 yeas in this body, until Mewtwo's trigger finally set me off, I'm why Mewtwo couldn't take control of Tiki, because someone else took control of Tiki's body before he could. Unfortunatly when I used to be alive I was not a psychic, so I couldn't control the body. So I rampaged unctrolable through Ceruleun until Jamie stopped me. But now Tiki is no longer a psychic so all this stress on Tiki and the effects of the Mew being around gave me the chance to capture Tiki's concionse(sp?)and be able to attack whom I choose, and now I've decided to kill all of PODA."

"Convincing story if it was true, how do we know this isn't some scam?" John asked.

"Because in control of Tiki's body it's as if I have two bodies in one, I take mine and Tiki good strength and spped and it becomes the strength and speed of 3 people. That's without the other six people in Tiki's head who I happened to separate so basically Im a super strong crazy guy. And that's your proof can the Tiki you know do this?" Azutal picked up a nearby rock with two hands and applied pressure to it, immediatly it broke into little bits and peices.

"Hmmm... okay let's say we believe you, what do you want with us?" Pipian inquired.

"Why I may be super strong, I still can't handle all of PODA, I've gotten a new APB to take out Lewis, but Score still has his parasitic powers. Together and with their Pokémon they can easily defeat me by myself, but with you two and maybe some other Rockets they can't stop us."

"Fine thats what your getting what are we getting?" John asked. "My help on the Laramie heist and my knowledge of PODA and its doings, you see I have all of Tiki's memories."

"Fine it's a deal." John held out his hand and Tiki shook it.

"Excellent," Tiki replied.

TBC?

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