Photos? Photos!

Warning: The owner of this page will not be held responsible for any damages caused physically or psychologically due to the horrific photos found below.

"Life is like a bed of roses
Complete with all the thorns and stems
For one cannot do without the other
Or life will just be plain."

----By Ah Zhong, in an extremely rare
moment of philosophical brilliance

Photo of Myself (Ah Zhong)

Reasons why this photo was put here:

1) Because my mum love this photo as she said that I actually looked like some big gangster who can rob 3 banks in one day and give her a good life, instead of the poor student that I really am, living and splurging off her earnings. Sorry to disappoint, mum.

2) Due to popular demand from the Singapore Darts Society, I have kindly decided to assist our national darters to improve their aim by putting my photograph here so they can stick it on their dart-board. Till now, Singaporean darters have reported a 100% improvement for their aim. Olympics here we come!

3) Because friends needed something to ward off evil spirits, and they decided that my photo would suit the job brilliantly.

4) Because I have no more photographs of myself that looked decent enough to be put on the net. Other photographs of myself looked so horrific that if I post them here, the Singapore Censors will just censor off my site due to reasons of obscenity.

Have a look at my friends! Check out:

Photographs of My Friends