For those of you who were hoping to find a genuine Spice Girls fan page, I'm afraid you have come to the wrong place.  However, many genuine Spice Fans may find lots of things that interest them.  To save what little dignity I have left, I feel it is necessary to explain why I have dedicated a large portion of my webspace to such an empty cause.  And so, here is my explanation:

    When the Spice Girls first rose to fame with the "Wannabe" single, my friend and I were getting very annoyed at how often we heard the horrible music.  Every time we went out to a bar, or turned on the radio, the Spice Girls were invariably there.  After a few weeks of complaining about it, we decided that instead of letting the Girls create anger and frustration for us, we would attempt to achieve the opposite effect.  Our plan was simple.  We each bought the Spice Girls album, and forced ourselves to listen to it at least once every day, hoping to desensitize our ears to their sounds.  After about a week, the super-consonant harmonies and typical 4/4 beats began to make us smile instead of cringe.  In our eyes, a huge victory had been won by us over the Spicy empire.  We decided to fully immerse ourselves in Spice culture, and promote Girl Power as much as possible.
    Thus, I have created a webpage in their honor.  Inside, you will find sarcastic endorsements of all their products, and many other Spicy surprises.  So look around, and don't fight the inevitable.  Sooner or later Spice will rule your world.