NOONSA!

Noonsa is the bestest. He is the stunningly extroardinary fish-man from Slayers. Noonsa appears in episode number five <> In this episode Lina Inverse, magical (literally) star of the show is captured by the bad guys. She is tied up and the enemies sick innocent little Noonsa on her. He swims in ready to give her a kiss, after all he is the handsomest fish-man around! Unfortunately his rather large lips engulf her entire head. The bad guys shout "Deeper, deeper!" Hoping his kiss will be the last of her. But NO!

Later, after Zelgadis rescues Lina Noonsa is waiting for attack. While the two are caught off guard he rushes up and grabs poor little Lina and pulls her under the water. He's decided since she's not going to play nice, he's not going to be little mister nice flaming fish man either! So he attempts to ram her, running face-first into a rock where he gets stuck. (So I don't pick the smartest characters to be my favorite!) He is now infuriated and starts shooting his little pricklies at Lina. Lina is running out of air and desperately needs to get away, but she can't in this condition. After all, she can't use her magic. Down comes good ol' Zelgadis to save her. He uses a special attack to attack poor little Noonsa, hence the title FLAMING Fish Man. Noonsa is burnt to a itty little crisp. His eyes get all pirty too.

Is this the end of the torture to our little friend Noonsa? NO! Soon comes along his "allies." They discover Noonsa dead and shutter with anger-that triator and the girl are history! Then they eat him. Whats with that? Real faithful friends, they ate him, they ate him all. When poor grieving (I forgot his name) turns around nothing is left of him but bones. Note: His arms and Legs are gone too. Thus poor Noonsa meets his match, as meat.

Noonsa Features

  • An Ode to Noonsa
  • 87 reasons to elect Noonsa for President
  • Noonsa's Profile
  • My Fanfic: The Return of Noonsa (COMING SOON)
  • The Real Story Behind Noonsa (COMING SOON)
  • Fun with Noonsa (COMING SOON)
  • How you to can be like Noonsa