An Exclusive Interview!

Carrie Coinburger - Hello.....I'm Carrie Coinburger reporting LIVE from the one and only Crystal Tokyo Gardens. Here, we have managed to obtain an exclusive interview with that daring defender of justice....SAILOR VENUS! And here comes our hero NOW! (pretty music plays as Venus walks into the room)

Sailor Venus - Why HEEEELLLLLOOOOO Carrie!

Carrie - Hello Darling, and how are you today? ( it is quite apparent she is overdoing the whole niceness thing and Venus makes a quick note of this odd behavior, but continues in her classic actress- like appearance)

Sailor Venus- Who me? Not much has gone on today... Lets see...I woke up, ate breakfast, went to school, turned a couple Negacreeps into Moondust, YA know....the norm!

Carrie- (he, he, he) Oh Sailor Venus you sure crack me up! Now that we have the scoop on your everyday routine, can you give us a bit of info on what exactly you do in your spare time?

Venus- Oh...I just absolutely ADORE hanging out with the rest of my Sailor buddies, going to see Sailor-V movies, and chowing down on a big bowl o' senshi soup! (MMM MMM GOOD!)

Carrie- Wow, the life of a true super hero is REVEALED! ( her heavily mascaraed eyes open wide as if this is someting wildly fantastic and amazing, she moved on with excitement) NOW, to ask the question fans around the world have been DYING to know...what brand of clam chowder DO you eat?

Venus- (looking rather perplexed) Clam Chowder?

Carrie- Yes, yes, go on....TELL US!

Venus- hmmmmmmmmmmm

Carrie- COME ON, SPILL IT GIRLIE!

Venus- I'm thinking, don't RUSH me!

Carrie- (screaming) WE HAVE TO KNOW! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME! (grabs Venus by the neck and starts to shake her violently)

Venus- (stares into camera as if doing a commercial and holds up a can, smiles elegantly) Curly's Clam Chowder, the food fit for senshi!

Carrie- Venus! (hugs her) WE LOVE YOU! (settles down) Okay, one last question......MINA, why DID you become a Sailor Scout?

Venus- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! You called me Mina, no one knows MY true identity except the rest of the Sailors, WHAT'S GOING ON??????????

Carrie- (cackles and turns into Zoogla, evil Negaverse reporter, Audience gasps) hah hah hah! Nothing about you, MINA, is safe from the public eye now!

Venus- Noooooooo! STOP THE CAMERAS.....PRONTO!

Camerpersons- (rolls eyes) Yah right, this is gonna be the show of the millenium! (they all come closer for a better view of the events that are going to take place)

Venus- YOU will pay for this NEGACREEP!

Carrie- (jumps into air, does a few impressing flips, and lands on the ground, eyes blazing with fury. Starts hurling fatal questions toward Venus.....She will soon overload Venus' brain with so many questions it will BLOW. WILL OUT HERO SURVIVE?) What's your favorite cartoon? Whats 2 + 2? What's the derivative of a brown fire hydrant? Do you wish you had a pet squid? Tell me what IS the significance of the red ribbon constantly tied in your hair? Will you ever go bald? IF so, would your purchase a wig? How many fingers DO you have? Is it true your in love with Tuxedo Mask?

Venus- (whoa, did "Carrie" make a mistake! Venus is outraged by that last question, which IS, by the way totally and absolutely FALSE) I am a loyal friend to Sailor Moon, I would NEVER betray her like that! YOU must PAY! MY life is no one's business but mine! For this YOU will be PUNISHED! VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!

Carrie- ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SPLAT! (now nothing but a pile of steaming Moon Dust)

Venus- VENUS MEMORY ERASE! (New power Venus decided to obtain temporarily for this little interview in order to clear the memories of all who was watching. NO ONE could be allowed to remember her Identity!)

(still Venus) Remember Folks, you heard it here....Venus WILL triumph no matter WHAT the odds turn out to be! Now, back to Louie Fingernoodle, who will teach you how to prepare your own vat of Curly's Calm Chowder, the food fit for senshi!
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