The Bad Story
chapter 1
by Kichigai

K!
Here's mah firs' Yu Yu hakusho fic ever!
I no it's bad but it's a start, ne?
*yes it's dumb. I made it dumb purposely*

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THE BAD STORY: PART 1

The bright light of early morning drifted in through small dust-
covered window of the room. I cracked one eye open lazily, temporarily blinded by the sudden light and yawned. I pushed my self up grumbling groggy, incoherent words under my breath and sauntered over to the said-window and peered out.
The sun burned vibrant, orange rays through the clouds, creating a variety of pinks and violets in the sky. It was rather quiet outside now, with the occasional cry of the hungry crow, or grumbling youkai below. The world was tranquil and peaceful and I new I had to treasure those few precious moments before-

"YOU!,I know you took them!"
I heard an unfortunetly familiar voice shriek.

"Like I, or ANYONE else would even touch your filthy socks!,
I'm suprised that even you dare to wear them!"
Said another angry voice.

"There goes my peace...." I sighed and made my way to the room adjacent to mine. There, I discovered a scene that I had witnessed far to many times for my own good and moaned exasperatedly.

"You little shrimp!-I oughta-..."
Kuwabara stumbled over his words angrily.

"You oughta what? ,what 'COULD' you do you dumb blockhead!?"
Hiei replied mockingly.

" I could just ring your little neck!!!"

"You, are such an ass! like you could catch me!"

"Come on you two!, cut it out already. This is supposed to be a vacation!"
I said, frusterated with their childish behavior.

"You stay out of this fox!"
Hiei turned his glare on me for a moment.

"Yeah! Butt-out Kurama!"
Kuwabara added.

I turned to at Yuusuke for help, but he, (as usual) sat there laughing at Kuwabara and Hiei's antics.

"This just gets better and better everytime they argue!"
He chortled and I glared heatedly at him.

"Fine. Let's just get out of hear and complete the job at hand."
I said. "Besides, we want to get goi-"

"Munchkin!"

"Moron!"

"Midget!"

"Oaf!"

"Runt!"

"ALRIGHT! that's it!, The world outside is serene and QUIET, so I'm going outside."
I said, putting emphasis on the word 'quiet'. The three of them hadn't even heard me as they were much too busy in their morning feud.

This is going to be a VERY, long mission... ...and I sincerely hoped that would be a good thing....

Okaaay...that's just a preview of my writing...I lost the other part...gome ne...~.~0
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Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho is the property of,...um...one sec...Togashi-sama,(the owner)
and it's not mine, couldn't be mine, shouldn't be mine, wouldn't be mine. and it won't.
No, it's not that I don't want it, it's just that I could never, ever have it. If I could say it was mine, I probably would, but heck, I can't cause' it's copyrighted. That's what this Disclaimer is for; to show that this show is copyrighted, that it belongs to Togashi-sama, and that I'm(obviously) being stupid.


Owari~(for now)

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