The Bad Story
chapter 2
by Kichigai

Okay!
Here it is, part two of the "Bad Story.
Also, thanx for the compliment Yukina2!


CHAN! here it is!
(Also, I lost the other part of this so I'm changing it around a bit. If things get unstable or all out weird, please let me know and hang in there!) That said.

*now*
CHAN! Here is the second part!
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BAD STORY: Part 2

I blinked sleepily, watching as an Unidentified Flying Oar (UFO) came hurtling towards me at tremendous speed.

"Botan...", I mumbled, and leaned against the railing.

"Hi Kurama!, Here I am with a message from Koenma!." said Botan, sitting on her floating oar, swinging her legs cheerfully.

"Um...ok Botan. What is it?"
I asked tiredly.

*I stood outside, awaiting my team-mates.
I was almost noon and the sounds of everyday life
were swirling into exsistence.*

"Well...um...Oh yeah! Koenma wanted me to tell you that yet ANOTHER, artifact has been stolen, and it must be returned as it is very valuable!"

"Oh. Okay then Botan...uh...thanks"

"No prob' Kurama!" she said, "Gotta go now though, have' a schedule to maintain!" She giggled, kicked off the ground and performed a few acrobatic stunts before flying over the horizon.

"Damn." I mumbled, "This is going to keep us off our break even longer."

*It was supposed to be our winter break, but we had been called to duty and it pissed me off.

The tavern door opened and inside, I heard a few muffled cries of,
"Atleast I can tie my shoes!" and "Vanilla and Strawberry swirl ice cream IS better than chocolate!" before the door shut again.

"Hey Kurama." Yuusuke said, pacing to stand at my side.

"Yuusuke, Botan just stopped by...."

"Why? What did she want?"

"She brought a message from Koenma...seems' there's a THIRD stolen item to be recovered." I said quietly.

"AAaawwwwwww... that's just going to make this mission longer!"
he whined fixing a sullen look on his face. "But, you did get the name of the stolen thing...right?"

"Oh! ooops...Gomen ne Yuusuke, I forgot to ask her and she didn't tell me..." I said a bit annoyed at my mistake.

"Well...those artifacts are going to be hard to find when we don't know what we're looking for..."
I said slowly.

"Yeah, so we beter get going. I'll get the other two..."

*Yuusuke re-opened the door and I heard a few more angry shreiks of "You Shrimp! I oughta-" and a few "Right back to you Buffoon!"

Oh boy...

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Disclaimer: Alright, Yu Yu Hakusho is the Property of Togashi-sama.
It is NOT mine. If it WAS mine, I would NOT be writing this disclaimer.
WHY am I writing this disclaimer to prove that this show is NOT mine?
Because if I don't, I'll get sued. So remember, this show is NOT mine,
and it will never BE mine. It will be forever out of MY reach.
*Yes, I'm being stupid*

Owari-(for now)

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