The Bad Story
chapter 3
by Kichigai

Okay minna-san,
because of Hikari's idea to write a story on points of view,
I'm going to continue the 'Bad Story' using different
character's thoughts. Ok...Wish me luck, here comes a story from scratch, (and if there are those gosh-darned grammatical errors dat fowloww ae midle skool studan' roond',
lem e no okae?

Here it is, the Disclaimers are at the bottom, enjoy!
(also Rin-sama, I think this would be a parody as it's really rather pointless and stupid...though it could be a nice lil' no plotter...*ponders*...well, it's one of those I think.)

kitsuneluv@hotmail.com
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Bad story: part 3

We had been tromping through the damp Makai forest for an hour or so,
still making our way to the next rural village for info' on the three stolen items...(yes, the NAMELESS ones...~.~0)

"How much longer do we have?"
Kuwabara asked, his voice breaking the seemingly interminable silence.

"Not too-long Kuwabara, don't worry."
Came Kurama's tired reply.

*I looked up into the tree tops, hoping to spot my other
team-mate. As usual, Hiei was just a quickly moving blur of black
amongst the leaves; barely noticable; completely silent.
I looked down to the path again, not paying any attention to where I was going and ran smack into a tree, growing alongside the worn-dirt trail."

"ite,te,te,te,te..."
I mumbled, backing up and rubbing my hand ove my forehead.

*Kuwabara snickered and I mumbled a curse getting ready to smack him when Kurama stopped me.*

"Look Yuusuke...." He whispered and I glanced at the tree for a few moments.

"What, it's just a tree with a big ol' hole in it, I mean-"
Suddenly I stopped.

*In that hole was something I'd not expected.
Kuwabara covered his mouth and backed away, while Kurama just stood there, awestruck at the site.*

"Oh my god I just bumped into a tree with like fifteen dead people, and ALOT of treasure in it....and that disturbs me a bit..." Kuwabara and I said in unison.

"Yuusuke, maybe these are the stolen treasures that Koenma sent us to find...." Kurama said quietly.

"Well geez Kurama, he sent us to find three artifacts-not three chestfuls." I pointed out feeling a bit queezy at the awful smell.
I'd seen plenty of dead bodys but not all piled up in a tree with slit throats and cut out stomachs and some other stuff I'd rather not say....

"Well even if it is Kurama, who's gonna reach in there and pull the treasure out?" Kuwabara asked backing up a few more steps.

"Y' know Kuwabara, wether it is the treasure we're searching for or not, we should still take it to Koenma, as nobody would put this many dead bodys in there for nothing. It's probabaly meant to frighten other youkai away...." Kurama answered pointedly.

"I'm not pulling it out." I said dryly.

"Neither am I." Kuwabara and Kurama answered.

*Everyone looked up at a certain small youkai sitting in the trees above us.*

"Hiei, be a dear and come down here a moment."
Kurama said sweetly only to recieve a trademark "Hn."

"Please?" Kurama wheedled.

"Yeah shrimp, why don't you come on down here and be a man."
Kuwabara said slyly.

*I heard a Hiei mumble something that sounded suspiciously like a
"Look who's talking, stupid ningen" and Hiei flitted down to the ground with us.*

"You three act like you've never seen a dead body before." He said, throwing an extra expectant glare at me before un-sheathing his katana and slicing it through the tree. "No one said you had to reach in it." he pointed out, annoyed.

*The tree fell with a small whispered "timber." from Kuwabara
and the mysterious treasure spilled over the trail.*

"Well, what do we do now?" I asked.

"...Hn..."

"....."

"....Um...we could try to-...uh.."

"Someone's got to carry it."
Kurama said.

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Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho is NOT mine. It is Togashi-sama's, you understand? TOGASHI-SAMA'S! So if you sue me, I'll be a very mad lil' girl cuz I wrote this disclaimer to prove that. So remember friends, Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI_SAMA and NOT me, k?
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Hey, I know the characters are out of character but, y' know, this is my...I think my 4th YYH fic' so I'm still not too good.
Hang with me and in case you didn't know, this was Yuusuke's point of view. Tell me what you want in the next chap. or if you want me to write it differently, k?
Thanx Hikari-san for the idea, and everyone for the kind support you've all given me!
You all are my favorites on the net!
YYH bookstore no daisuki yo!
Sincerely,
Kichigai, a.k.a. Kichi-chan, a.k.a. The crazy wannabe fic writer from the deepest pits of your hard drive.

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