Up for Grabs
chapter 1
by Yuchan
You bet! Here's the second one, A fanfic/play called Up for Grabs. Since I have problems with my Zip file thingy, I only have part one here, and part two and three will be included in another email. Here's a note on one of the characters in the play, in case you're not sure who it is.
*Maiji is my friend, a YYH fanfic writer, who, like me, is totally obsessed with Yusuke.
Could you add the fact that the fic isn't yaoi or lemon when you post it up? Thanks again!
YuChan
YuChan: Hi everyone! I've been pretty busy lately, so I haven't had time to write any fanfics, but now (sighs luxiourisly) I'm free.
Koenma: I wish I could say that. (buries himself in another stack of papers)
(Social Studies/History teacher appears)
Evil Teacher: Oh no you don't! Here's an assignment for you!
(hands YuChan a paper)
YuChan: (reads from paper) Guidelines for a full scale project on China. Your topic: The History of China. Requirements: A 200 page report, 45 min. oral presentation, and Poster. Due Date: 2 weeks from today. WHAT?!?!?!
Evil Teacher: Ah hahahahahahahahahaahahaaaahaahahahahaahahahhahahahaha! Have fun!
(disappears)
Koenma: You should start working on it.
YuChan: Shut up.
Kuwabara: Do not fear, oh pathetic and troubled fanfic writer! I, Kazuma Kuwabara, will write your fanfic for you! (does a samurai warrior pose)
(Sweatdrops appear on Koenma and YuChan's foreheads)
YuChan: Should I, Koenma-sama?
Koenma: Better get out of here before I get hurt.(disappears)
YuChan: Koenma-sama? Yooooooohoooo! (shrugs shoulders) Oh well, what could happen if I let him? Okay Kuwabara. Just this time.
Kuwabara: Do not worry! I will write this fanfic! I will show that I, Kazuma Kuwabara, am a talented fanfic writer! (stomps off)
YuChan: .............
A Fanfic
By Kazuma Kuwabara
In this story, there was Yusuke Urameshi, Kazuma Kuwabara, Kurama, and a shrimpy little moron. They went to fight some monsters.
Yusuke, Kurama, and the shrimpy little moron were soon captured by the monsters.
But Kazuma Kuwabara, the greatest, bravest, fiercest, most skilled, just stared at the monsters and said: let them go.
The monsters, unnerved by the murderous glance that Kazuma Kuwabara, the greatest, bravest, fiercest, most skilled, gave them, immediatly obeyed and then ran away, crying: Mommy, mommy!
Yusuke, Kurama, and the shrimpy little moron thanked Kazuma Kuwabara, and the shrimpy little moron said: Kazuma Kuwabara, you are the greatest, bravest, fiercest, most skill ed being I have ever known. You are a million times better than me.
And Kazuma Kuwabara said: I know.
That is the story of how Kazuma Kuwabara defeated the monsters.
THE END
YuChan: That was pathetic!!!!!!! What kinda writing is this?!?
Kuwabara: Excellent writing.
YuChan: And you forgot to insert the disclaimer!!
Kuwabara: I don't have to. It was a real life story.
YuChan: Then it wouldn't be a fanfic.
Kuwabara: (thinks for a long moment) ...uh......Oh yea.
(YuChan collapses on the ground)
YuChan: If a fanfic writer could retire, this would be the right time for me........
A week later:
(knock on door)
YuChan: Who is it?
It's us, the people who come to get you away to who-knows-where when you forget to insert the disclaimer.
YuChan: Wha??!!?
You're coming with us!
(drags YuChan away)
YuChan: Hey! Don't I have any say in this matter?
(disappears into sunset)
Yusuke: It's real quiet here.
Yukina: It feels like someone's missing. Do you think so Kazuma-san?
Kuwabara: I know so, Yukina-san, for I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara!
Hiei: (mutters softly) Moron.
Kuwabara: YuChan has been taken away by the people who come to get you away to who-knows-where when you forget to insert the disclaimer.
Yusuke: She forgot to insert the disclaimer? How could she!?!
Kurama: (matter-of-factly) She didn't. Kuwabara probably wrote a fanfic, forgot to insert the disclaimer, and YuChan got blamed for all of this.
(Everyone turns to look at Kuwabara)
Kuwabara: (stares at the floor) well...I..
Everyone except Yukina: HOW COULD YOU?!?!!!!!?????