Up for Grabs
chapter 2
by Yuchan
Second part...
Botan: No fanfic writer. This is a problem...Unidentified Voice: HELLO!
(A little squirrel demon pops out of nowhere)
Yusuke: Oh no..... YuChan leaves and now-
Maiji: Yusuke! (screeches and firmly attaches herself to Yusuke's leg)
Kuwabara: (laughing)
(Maiji turns her head)
Maiji: I can't believe you! Sending YuChan to the middle of who-knows-where!! (growls)
Kuwabara: (sweating) I guess I should leave now....
Maiji: (takes out A-bombs) Fire!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: Run!!!!
(crawls under a table)
KABLOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
(A-bombs and mallets flying everywhere)
Maiji: Kuwabara! Come back here you coward!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Mommy!!!!!!!
(Sweatdrops form on everyone's heads.)
(Everyone is standing around Koenma's desk)
Keiko: This is a beautiful desk!
Koenma: (proudly) Crafted from the best materials in the Reikai! With a geniune cherry finish!
Keiko: Really? Do you have another one of them?
Koenma:(shakes his head) This is the only one. But I do have a copy of it. It's only 999.99, with 24 dollars shipping and handling. Add Sales Tax where applicable!
Keiko: Yusuke, my birthday is coming up....
Yusuke: ..............
Koenma: Okay, any brilliant ideas how we get our dearly beloved fic writer out of who-knows-where?
Botan: I could always use that whistle from the Rei Kai Detective Tools!
Yusuke: (grimaces) Do you have too?
Botan: Come on! Jus' lemme give it a try! (Blows on whistle)
(Screechy noise comes from the whistle)
Kurama: Botan! Wait!
Botan: Wha?
Kurama: (shows Botan a tag attached to whistle)
Botan: (reads) WARNING: Do not use whistle in situations concerning Fanfic Writers! (pauses) Uh oh. ReiKai, we have a problem...
In a little room in who-knows-where.........
YuChan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I've gotta get out of here!! (grabs doorknob)
Oh no. We're not done with you yet.
YuChan: Someone help meeeeeeeee!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Evil Teacher appears)
Evil Teacher: Why hello...
Yukina: Oh my. Look who's here.
Botan: (points at teacher) I didn't just do that.
Yusuke: Watch out everyone! Rei Gun!
(Blasts Teacher into 3 million pieces)
(Evil Teacher comes back together again.)
Evil Teacher: You asked for it. Red Pen Whip!
(Takes a Red Pen from behind a Mickey Mouse Tie, and with a flick of wrist transforms it into a whip.)
Everyone:.............(Sweatdrops form on their h eads.)
Kurama: Hey that's my power attack! It's copyrighted and patented!!!
Evil Teacher: Too bad. (sticks toungue out)
Yusuke: Ah hahaha! That puny thing's no match against my Rei Gun!
Evil Teacher: Oh yea? (Does some swift motions)
Yusuke:(looks at himself) Wha?!?
Kuwabara: (in a fit of laughter) Urameshi! It looks like you failed yet again this marking period!
(Yusuke is covered from head to toe with red F's.)
Maiji and Keiko: How dare you do that to Yusuke!
(advances toward teacher; Maiji with A-bombs in her hands and Keiko with a cooking wok, mallet and schoolbag.)
Evil Teacher: (sweating) Ah...
Shizuru: I suggest everyone make a dash for it.
Maiji and Keiko: ATTACK!!!
Evil Teacher: (groans)
Yusuke: Ouch. That'll be a real big medical bill he'll be getting.