Up for Grabs
chapter 3
by Talya Firedancer
Last part of up for grabs.
Koenma: Mission YuChan is now activated! Get going!
(Everyone is searching frantically)
(Kuwabara jerks suddenly)
Kuwabara: I sense something!
Botan: What? Is it YuChan?
Kuwabara: No I see a Mcdonalds! Can we go there and get a happy meal? Pleeese?
(Everyone clonks on the floor.)
Shizuru: Somehow I have a feeling that I was adopted.
(Hiei sighs)
Hiei: With this overgrown carrot helping us, we're never going to get this job done. (unties bandana, revealing Jagan)
Kuwabara: WHAT?!?!? Take that back, you-you-you vertically challenged scum!!
(Hiei pounds Kuwabara into ground)
Kuwabara: Oooh..look at the pretty stars....
Hiei:(concentrating) The Nigenkai writer should be there...(points to Mcdonal ds.)
Koenma: And the suspense builds....(rolls his eyes.)
(Everyone hurtles into Mcdonald's)
Yusuke: Okay! We know you're here! Come out with YuChan!
Mcdonald's cashier: Aaaaaaaah!!!!! It's a holdup!! (pushes alarm button)
Alarm: honk honk honk honkhonkhonkhonk honk honk honkhonkhonk!!!
[distant: A police siren is heard.]
Kurama: Oh great. We have visitors.
Police: This is the police! You are surronded! Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up!
(All of a sudden, a black hole appears.)
Police: Heeellllllppppppp!!!
(They are sucked in, and something falls out and lands on the police car.) SMASH!!!!!!!
(YuChan sits up, dazed)
YuChan: What happened? (sees Yusuke) My hero!!! Thankyoutha nkyouthankyouthankyou.
(hugs Yusuke)
Yusuke: Let go of me! (gasping for breath)
Kurama: I guess everything's back to normal.
Yusuke: One at a time! (attempts to pry both fanfic writers off him.)
Maiji and YuChan: I get him first!!!
Yukina: Keiko-san, are you alright?
Keiko: .............(sweatdrop forms.)
Kuwabara: Yayyyyy!!!! I got my Happy Meal! (holds up a bag)
Koenma: Mission YuChan Accomplished!
YuChan: So whaddya think? It's more of a play then a fanfic....so I guess it wasn't a fic...but hey, you can't be perfect.
Kuwabara: Unless if your name is Kazuma Kuwabara!
YuChan: (rolls eyes)
Kurama: YuChan, don't forget the-
YuChan: (interrupts) Yes, thank you Kurama-sama. Yu Yu Hakusho is the property of Yoshihiro Togashi, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV, and Shonen Jump Weekly. If I forgot anyone else, they get credit. I DON'T own anything 'cept the Mcdonald's guy and the police. Maiji belongs to herself, and the evil teacher belongs in a cage (but unfortunately resides in my school.) This disclaimer applies to the whole entire fanfic/play (including Parts 1 and 2 and Kuwabara's fic.)
Kurama: Remember to send all comments to YuChan at AkaneT@aol.com
YuChan: See ya later!
Kurama: (confused) Where are you going?
YuChan: (grins) Me and Maiji have "plans."
[distant]Yusuke: It's only 6 in the morning!
Maiji: (giggles)
YuChan: Ok! Bye Kurama-sama!
Kurama:(chuckles) Fanfic writers these days.......
[distant]Maiji and YuChan: Yusuke!
Yusuke: Somebody help me!!!