Up for Grabs
chapter 3
by Talya Firedancer

 

Last part of up for grabs.

 

Koenma: Mission YuChan is now activated! Get going!

(Everyone is searching frantically)

(Kuwabara jerks suddenly)

Kuwabara: I sense something!

Botan: What? Is it YuChan?

Kuwabara: No I see a Mcdonalds! Can we go there and get a happy meal? Pleeese?

(Everyone clonks on the floor.)

Shizuru: Somehow I have a feeling that I was adopted.

(Hiei sighs)

Hiei: With this overgrown carrot helping us, we're never going to get this job done. (unties bandana, revealing Jagan)

Kuwabara: WHAT?!?!? Take that back, you-you-you vertically challenged scum!!

(Hiei pounds Kuwabara into ground)

Kuwabara: Oooh..look at the pretty stars....

Hiei:(concentrating) The Nigenkai writer should be there...(points to Mcdonal ds.)

Koenma: And the suspense builds....(rolls his eyes.)

(Everyone hurtles into Mcdonald's)

Yusuke: Okay! We know you're here! Come out with YuChan!

Mcdonald's cashier: Aaaaaaaah!!!!! It's a holdup!! (pushes alarm button)

Alarm: honk honk honk honkhonkhonkhonk honk honk honkhonkhonk!!!

[distant: A police siren is heard.]

Kurama: Oh great. We have visitors.

Police: This is the police! You are surronded! Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up!

(All of a sudden, a black hole appears.)

Police: Heeellllllppppppp!!!

(They are sucked in, and something falls out and lands on the police car.) SMASH!!!!!!!

(YuChan sits up, dazed)

YuChan: What happened? (sees Yusuke) My hero!!! Thankyoutha nkyouthankyouthankyou.

(hugs Yusuke)

Yusuke: Let go of me! (gasping for breath)

Kurama: I guess everything's back to normal.

Yusuke: One at a time! (attempts to pry both fanfic writers off him.)

Maiji and YuChan: I get him first!!!

Yukina: Keiko-san, are you alright?

Keiko: .............(sweatdrop forms.)

Kuwabara: Yayyyyy!!!! I got my Happy Meal! (holds up a bag)

Koenma: Mission YuChan Accomplished!

YuChan: So whaddya think? It's more of a play then a fanfic....so I guess it wasn't a fic...but hey, you can't be perfect.

Kuwabara: Unless if your name is Kazuma Kuwabara!

YuChan: (rolls eyes)

Kurama: YuChan, don't forget the-

YuChan: (interrupts) Yes, thank you Kurama-sama. Yu Yu Hakusho is the property of Yoshihiro Togashi, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV, and Shonen Jump Weekly. If I forgot anyone else, they get credit. I DON'T own anything 'cept the Mcdonald's guy and the police. Maiji belongs to herself, and the evil teacher belongs in a cage (but unfortunately resides in my school.) This disclaimer applies to the whole entire fanfic/play (including Parts 1 and 2 and Kuwabara's fic.)

Kurama: Remember to send all comments to YuChan at AkaneT@aol.com

YuChan: See ya later!

Kurama: (confused) Where are you going?

YuChan: (grins) Me and Maiji have "plans."

[distant]Yusuke: It's only 6 in the morning!

Maiji: (giggles)

YuChan: Ok! Bye Kurama-sama!

Kurama:(chuckles) Fanfic writers these days.......

[distant]Maiji and YuChan: Yusuke!

Yusuke: Somebody help me!!!

 

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