Pervert vs. just being a rockstar
(This page was created in 1997 by a Weezer fan who discovered Rivers Cuomo's groupie infatuation at a show in 1996).
Rivers Checklist. . .
- asks how old you are
- caresses your cheek or hair
- runs his finger along your shoulder
- acts interested in your life
- tells you that you are so beautiful
- hugs you for a really long time
- asks you to sleep with him
Authenticity is totally not guaranteed
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