If you need to know more about Kasumi (2) ask Frank Sanchez. ^_^ Of course, opinions on whether or not things I send should be included are also welcome.
(from a post made in January 1997 by Ted Wang)
[I finally figured out how we can determine the correct fiance for Ranma. Bring the case to the high and noble Kasumi!
[Scene opens in the court of Kasumi.(Tendo Kitchen) Kasumi is cooking something in a pot. Shampoo, Akane, and Ukyou enter dragging Ranma along. They all kneel in front of Kasumi.]
Shampoo, Ukyou, and Akane: Oh, wise Taoist sage, we request thy wisdom of your philosophy to solve our disagreements.
Ranma:Hey, I didn't agree to this!
S-A-U: Quiet! [clobber Ranma unconscious] Please, Tendo Kasumi, you each know our plights. We will agree to whatever you decide. Help us.
Kasumi:[looks up from cooking] Yes, your case is a familiar one. Unfortunately, I can not come to a clear decision on who is Ranma's true fiance and I cannot favor Akane just because she is my sister. The only fair thing to do is cut Ranma into three equal parts and let each of you have a piece. Who wants lower extremities? [pulls out Stan Lee Press on Nails (the adamantium kind)]>shing shing<
Akane: Fine, why would I want to have the entire baka.
Shampoo: Shampoo take lower extremities!
[Kasumi closes in on the thankfully unconscious Ranma. Looks like Ranma is about to become Ranma 1/3.] >shing shing<
Ukyou: [Throws herself between Ranma and our shiatsu food Processor] Wait! I'll withdraw my claim and let you settle it between those two. Just don't turn Ranma into spam!
Kasumi: [breaks off the easy to apply press on nails] It is clear that you, Ukyou Kuonji,are truly Ranma's fiancee. You were willing to give up all claim on him if it would save his life. May you and Ranma live happily together with my blessing. This court is closed. You are all dismissed.
[They all leave. Ukyou happily dragging an unconscious Ranma behind. As they round they corner there is loud maniacal laughing followed by they sounds of a battle involving a spatula and bowling ball pins. Kasumi continues cooking.]
Kasumi: Now where is that recipe for soylent green?
Terminated
All that talk about dicing up Soun, the >shing shing<, and a 2 liter bottle of MD really makes one think. There is one thing I'm not too sure about. Would this be the act of the Taoist Kasumi of the Tendou Kasumi School of Philosophy or the Kruger Kasumi of WebDragon's Kasumi the Axe Murderer? The >shing shing< is definitely OLA but the solution was reminiscent of King Solomon. Perhaps I have balanced the Yin and Yang between the two.