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What do you call it?

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By what gracious fate was your browser sent to this site?

cuz Patrick said to. I had a prophetic vision and this site was it. Some person gave me da URL My parents said no more dessert till I came to Patrick's website. I committed crimes in three states and this is my punishment. Why should I tell you?! I closed my eyes, smashed some keys, and ended up here. I came here off a link from another homepage. I went on a search engine and looked up best site around and this was the first result. I am from the IRS and your taxes are three months overdue. umm... can u repeat the question? I am your long lost cousin trying to find you once again. I came here for reasons I do not wish to discuss right now.
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