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Our first entrant is the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. I was debating recapping the stats in the accompanying pic, but you all have eyes and can read them for yourself. But, you should notice that Flair's trademark Figure-4 Leglock was left out of this game, probably because animating it would be a huge pain in the ass. It should also be noted that the Figure-4 hurts like a bitch. Ask that kid you know that watches wrestling to try it on you. You won't be laughing. Fun fact!: For whatever reason, most announcers will have acknowledged the fact that the WCW and WWF versions of the World Heavyweight Title were two separate world titles. However, when discussing Flair, his "15 World Titles" were always mentioned in that fashion despite the fact that two of them were won in the WWF. |
This...is...Sting! Before...his...gimmick...was...a... blatant...ripoff...of...The...Crow!
Not much to say about him except that he's been like the uber hero good guy in WCW for about forever, until 1994 when some guy named Hulk Hogan signed with the company, effectively pushing Sting into the second, um, goodest guy in the company. And then there was that whole nWo fiasco and his gimmick and respectability were shot to hell. Fun Fact!: Way back when, Sting was in a tag team with the Ultimate Warrior known as the Blade Runners. Of course, this was back when the Ultimate Warrior was an completely unknown lunatic as opposed to today when he's a famous lunatic. | ![]() |
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Lex Luger. Back when steroids were legal this guy was...you know what? I'm not even going to go there. However, he held the WCW World and U.S. titles on several occasions and showed up at the debut of WCW Monday Nitro and talked shit about the WWF. Fun Fact!: During one of his reigns as WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger was the premiere superstar on the ultra stupid WBF Body Stars. Besides the fact that Body Stars was a complete failure on Vince McMahon, Jr.'s part, Luger was signed to the WWF in 1992 or so to "get revenge" on Mr. Perfect for driving Ric Flair our of the WWF. I know what you're thinking, and if you think that you can read these fun facts without suspending logic and reality, you've got another thing coming. |
And here we have Mike Rotunda. Some of you will know him as a member of the Varsity Club, some of you will be able to recall a tag team called the U.S. Express, and others will know him as evil tax man I.R.S. In any event, the man has a good deal of collegiate wrestling under his belt, and something similar to that line was shoved down the fans' throats at every chance the announcers could get. Fun Fact!:In case you were wondering, "I.R.S." stood for "Irwin R. Schyster". Also, he's a multiple-time WWF Tag champion. | ![]() |
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As you can see, the well is already running dry for these descriptions so, let's just jump right to the... Fun Fact!: The "Legion of Doom" was actually a "gang" before gang warfare was a central theme to pro wrestling. The members went their separate ways over the years and when Hawk and Animal signed with the WWF, that name came with them as opposed to the "Road Warriors" |
And here's Hawk's long time tag partner Animal. Fun Fact!: Animal was the "mystery" fourth opponent in the main event of one of the last WCW pay-per-views. Not surprisingly, nobody gave a shit because WCW's targeted demographic had no idea who Animal is. | ![]() |
![]() | Sharp-eyed readers will recall this guy's name being featured somewhere on the front page of my site. Here's another one who was in with that college wrestling crowd before going to the big time. I think he also played a little football in college as well. He's been very successful in All Japan Pro Wrestling for quite some time, probably the most famous gaijin (foreigner) in that promotion. Fun Fact!: In 1996-97 or so, "Dr. Death" was brought into the WWF, competing in the Brawl For All competition, a concept similar to the Toughman show on fX. All the announcers called him "JR's boy". Bart Gunn injured him, and all the announcers called him "JR's boy". Last year, Williams was brought to WCW as a henchman of Oklahoma, an alleged parody of Jim Ross. |
"The Gamesmaster" gimmick was supposed to be something akin to an evil butcher. However, the evil suits at Turnerland decided a bloody uniform would have been too offensive or disturbing. Before this gimmick came along, Kevin Sullivan was a member of the Varsity Club with Mike Rotunda. Sometime after this gimmick, "The Gamesmaster" became "The Taskmaster," who was some other form of evil man bent on destroying Hulkamania. Fun Fact!: In 1996, Kevin Sullivan feuded with Chris Benoit. The particulars of the feud, the fact that Benoit was having an affair with Sullivan's alleged wife Nancy (aka Woman), were rooted in the real-life affair Chris Benoit was having with Kevin Sullivan's real-life wife Nancy (aka Woman). | ![]() |
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This is Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat. Despite his clearly Asian looks and the fact that his "style" lent itself to the martial arts, Steamboat has been able to avoid being saddled with the "evil Asian stereotype" gimmick through out his career which spanned a good 20+ years. Fun Fact!: Ricky Steamboat's match with Randy Savage over the matter of the WWF Intercontinental title and with Ric Flair over the WCW World title are largely considered some of the greatest matches ever. |
Rick Steiner. Notice that whoever wrote these stats screens left out the "k" in his first name. Ah well, that ranks right up there with WCW purposely misspelling some rather famous names in order to get the wrestlers over with their audience (such as "Eddie" Guerrero and Rey "Mysterio" Jr.). Steiner was once the 3rd member of the Varsity Club. Later, Rick and his brother Scott won the WWF and WCW World Tag titles on many occasions. Fun Fact!: Rick Steiner's last catchphrase "If you don't like me, bite me!" is widely considered (by me) to be the absolute lamest catchphrase in the history of pro wrestling. | ![]() |
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I can't remember Eddie Gilbert doing anything of note, ever. Although, he seemed like an arrogant heel (wrestlingspeak for "bad guy") who would probably have been one of the cool heels of today, who fans are "supposed" to boo but end up cheering for. Fun Fact!: Eddie Gilbert died in 1993. |
The "P.S." doesn't stand for "Pretty Stupid". In fact, I'm not sure what it's supposed to stand for. Such is life. However, he was a member of a famous tag team called the Freebirds. So famous, in fact, that I can't remember his parter's name. But they were famous way back in the day. Seriously. Fun Fact!: Michael Hayes jumped to the WWF in 1996-97 or so as announcer Dok Hendrix. Then he managed perennial losers the Hardy Boys (I'm not kidding about that name) to some form of mainstream recognition before they went on to fame in the WWF and he...well, hasn't been heard from since. | ![]() |
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The WCW Master. Ok, pop quiz. It's 1989. Name *1* wrestler who has ever had similar stats. The answer is Andre the Giant. Why, then, was he the WCW Master? Probably because at this point there was nobody who could have been more potentially evil, unless you count Ted Turner. Fun Fact!: The "WCW Master" was based on a superstar in Japan known as Giant Machine. Giant Machine was really Andre the Giant wearing a mask. |
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