This Month's List of "You Know You're Into Too Much Ranma 1/2 When..."

Here is the list of "Too much Ranma when..." for this month, contributed by the people who have visited this page and also had the time to Fill out the Ranma 1/2 Library voting form.

1997 List of "You Know You're Into Too Much Ranma 1/2 When..."

Currently featuring: Cologne

"...you call every old woman you see makle jerky."

"...you start calling people son-in-law."

"...your kid's 1st word is Cologne!"

"...one of the scariest things about you is your face."

"...you try to teach someone how to grab chestnuts roasting over an open flame, or how to shatter huge boulders using only one finger."

"...the only meaning of the word "Cologne" to you is a 1 foot tall old woman hopping around on a stick..."

"...everybody goes around calling you an "old ghoul.""

"...not even Happosai will chase you... {blech}"

"...when there are a few tapes in a row featuring Cologne."

"...you spend the rest of your life atop a twisted bosai branch."

"...all you see when you go out for a walk is people's kneecaps."

"...you demand your grandpa return a bangle or mirror he stole a hundred years ago and he doesn't know what you're talking about."

"...you try to stretch your eyelids with saucers to achieve the 'big eyes' look."

"...Failing that, you paste the saucers on your eyes instead."

"...Chinese food becomes the norm at your house."

"...you go every where either on top of a wooden staff, or else in a strange bird-shaped coach pulled by three huge vultures ("What's that?!" "Must be a UFO!" "Dumbest lookin' UFO _I_ ever saw...")"

"...you run into the perfume section yelling Cologne..Cologne!"

"...you open a Ramen shop called Nekohanten."

"...you beat a girl in China and this old troll comes after you yelling "Moko Duno Come Back!!!!" "

"...you are a 300 year old Chinese amazon who has a purple haired grandaughter who's in love with a pig-tailed (and extremely fine) boy."

"...2,000 year old grannys are trying to hook you up with their nieces."

"...some old lady whacks you on the back of the head with a wooden staff HARD!!!"

"...you try to teach the Hiryuu Shouten Ha to you weak little brother."

"...you wear a large pink pendant around your neck hoping that some martial artist will challenge you for the candy you've hidden inside it."

"...you picture your grandmother about 200 years older, and hopping around on a wooden pole and shudder(or smile!)"