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1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to The Athlete's Foot yesterday to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
2. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence.
At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?
3. Use CASHEW and SKATE in one sentence.
I want to have a tattoo sana CASHEW mukhang ma-SKATE e.
4. Use PROTESTANT in a sentence.
Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PROTESTANT.
5. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT.
6. Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
To answer a ringing telephone, you say, "HOSTESS?"
7. Use GUAVA in a sentence.
I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?
8. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
9. Use INDAY in a senctence.
(With Whitney Houston voice) INDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY will always love youuuu . . .
10. Use ASSOCIATE in a sentence.
My dog smelled awful kasi naman pala next to him, ASSOCIATE.
11. Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence.
Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.
12. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jun and Ling-Ling got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
13. Use PAUL five times in a sentence.
PAUL, be carePAUL; you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL and make a PAUL of yourself.
14. Use CUISINEin a sentence.
I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a surprise CUISINE math.
15. Use DINUGUAN in a sentence.
I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried, it DINUGUAN.
16. Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence.
Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.
17. Use CONCLUSION and OPINION in one sentence.
(Pointing to a door): CONCLUSION, hindi OPINION.
18. Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in one sentence.
IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
19. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.
20. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning.
21. Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence.
If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCE.
22. Use ANALYZE and ANATOMY in one sentence.
My ANALYZE over the ocean so bring back my ANATOMY.
23. Use UNO, DOS, and TRES in one sentence.
UNO! DOS TRES are on fire!
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