Fearless Captain Bravo
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's man
who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the
high seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became
frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my Red Shirt!" The First
Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the bright
blouse, he led his crew into battle and boldly defeated the pirates.
Later on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The
captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the
pirates.
That evening, the men sat on the deck recounting the day's triumphs.
One of the them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red
shirt before battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack,
the shirt will not show my blood, and thus, you men will continue to
resist, unafraid."
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of
such a man's manly man.
As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual reply. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his mighty sailing ship and, without fear, turned ... and calmly shouted : "Get me my brown pants !"
Final Exam
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GP messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course."
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and took the offer.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said. "You all have "A"s."
Summer Camps
Top 10 Summer Camps NOT To Send Your Kids To
10. Tommy Lee's - Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's - Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's - Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Starr's - Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's - Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's - Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's - Camp Grabbakiddie
3. President Clinton's - Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneres' - Camp Lickacoochie
And the Number 1 camp not to send your kids to:
1. Monica Lewinsky's - Camp Suckaweewee
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