Grim starts off with 4 people playing with a homemade Ouija board, when they release a subterranean creature who kidnaps one of the women and leaves, dropping a mystical hood ornament in the process. A search party is formed, the other three go into some mining caves, the Grim creature kicks their collective asses, they drop some rocks on his rubbery head, douse him in sunlight and he turns into a rock. A tragic ending, only because it didn't come sooner!

The special effects here were wretched! Instead of having Grim *crash* through the floors of peoples' homes, A-Pix instead used home computer morphing techniques to "phase" him through and say a few bucks on their set budget! Also, Grim himself looked like the fugly little butt baby offspring of Rawhead Rex and Ernest Borgnine, put together with a costume budget of $4.82! And that estimate includes the tax! I was so distraught by this movie that I cut off my left thumb with a dirty spork! The pain!... was nothing compared to sitting through this movie!

H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Rating:
- Granted, the movie sucks and it's an easy target for a party movie, but it's also bland and may not make for a very attention getting entry. If you really have to see it, make sure it's an early movie so nobody zonks out from boredom.

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: getting a job at A-Pix (they hire everyone), that way I can kill you when I nuke the place!

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