NOTE: We destroyed the only copy that we could get our hands on
[Ferox bought it on Ebay and we destructed it verily, which was
one of the greatest Brotherhood experiences to date. You'd just
have to be there.], so we can't re-review it at this time. That's
OK, we'll get to it eventually. Don't be disappointed if this one
hangs here for a little bit though. Dog is good, apparently.
George Kennedy plays video games on a NORAD radar missile
tracker. Someone kills his wife and kids. He snaps and kills
every terrorist in Uruguay or whatever country this is supposed
to take place in. One especially cool scene where some dude
hits Kennedy with a shovel and breaks it, so Kennedy runs him
over with a VW Nazimobile, wraps a logging chain around his
neck, and throws him into a wall. Despite how groovy this
sounds, it sucks.
This movie was not only banned, but totally demolished. It
was a long hard battle, and Foy and myself sustained some
injuries, but we won. We killed a part of Kennedy's evil. This
is the only time in my life I have been chased by a movie. It
knew we had come to kill it and it fought valiantly. We killed
it anyway.
First off, flaming molten plastic is not a good thing to
have come in contact with human skin. Y'know the sound that
frying bacon makes? It sounded like that. That's right. I had
part of this evil fused to my hand. I still have big gnarled
scars on my fingers. That and this movie sucked hard. It was
fun being chased by it and yelling taunts at it, though. 1
because of the fun we had making it die.
