Argh! My fucking ears! I have been slave to a ninety minute pop punk commercial. Sure, people died, bands died, but not soon enough, Goddamn it! Fuck! My soul has turned to a goopy mustard-like substance between my toes. Honestly, what the fuck did I just sit through? I can appreciate that the bands make fun of themselves, but they should be ridiculed, fucking tarred and feathered. They suck. The music sucks. It's painful. Punk Rock Holocaust is so fucking painful I'm having trouble articulating my rage. Arggh!!!!!!!!!!! lkjadsfl;kjasfdlk;sakjladf.
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LOL! Hey all, I'm Trey Britney!!! <3 josh and I both suffer from like multiple personality disorders or something. And like when things become too cool and popular and stuff for him to deal with, well, that's where i come in. ROFL!!!!!!!! this is a reeeeeeeeely great movie. No, seriously. The bands are uuuuuuber awesome and like, the music is great. I <3 THE USED. God, seriously, Warped Tour is fucking rad and its so cool that they made this movie!!! yay! So, its like this. Basicly, like theres Warped Tour, right? And theres this girl reporter following the show. But like, people are dying. First these guys fall off a MONSTER climbing wall. Blood everywhere! HAHAHAHA. Then theres all these other dead people, kids. But the music is reeeeeeeeeeeely good, so seriously, check it out. There's these guys in VANS masksx that kill people on skateboards and theres swords and stuff too. SIMPLE PLAN was really funny. <3 great stuff. And like lloyd kaufman from tromateam is in it and i was like, whoooaaaaaaaa!!!! that's lloyd kaufman!~ he plays satan who runs a mega music record lable. LOL!@ his newest band is ATTICUS!!! OH! And there's zombies and there like eating people.
So this is seroisly recommended. The musics reeeeeeeeeeely good and all the acting is reeeeeeeeeeely good and everything is reeeeeeeely good.
The Moral of the Story: If you're going to kill bands on the Warped Tour, please do it before
they begin their sets.
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H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S. Rating: 
- This one boils down to taste, or lack there of. Viewer commentary
can go a long way.
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