What Nix Has Seen.
Here’s as official as a year-end list can get. I’ve gone through around 400
movies that were released, this year, and only included the ones that I have
actually seen. Just gonna give a quick “blurb” for each, but here’s my
opinion that you did not ask for.
Abominable: Well acted and two (2) great kills.
Black Christmas: Already gave a brief review. Good gore but just stupid as hell.
Bloodrayne: Ok, I said I was only gonna comment on films I’ve seen, but all
I have to say is “Uwe Boll”.
Clerks II: Wasn’t exactly sure this was a good idea, but it was funny as
hell.
The Descent: Again, fucking kick-ass! Go buy this fucker!
Feast: It’s Evil Dead for 2006! Enjoy!
Final Destination 3: God, that second one sucked, except for the kills. The
acting and writing was awful. Thankfully, this one fixed all that and was a
great ride.
Grandma’s Boy: I didn’t expect much, but this movie has so many quotable and
laugh-out-loud scenes that I fell in love with it.
Hard Candy: Again, fucking intense. Another to actually purchase or steal.
The Hills Have Eyes: My first review for the Tomb! Great, gritty fun!
Hostel: Sex and blood. How could it NOT be good?
Idiocracy: A movie that should have been seen by more people. Mike Judge
(Office Space/”Beavis and Butthead”) was screwed, once again, with his second
feature. Funny social commentary.
Jackass: Number 2: Well, it’s Jackass 2. What can I say?
Little Miss Sunshine: Best non-horror film I saw. Don’t let the trailer fool
you, this is one of the funniest fucking dramas ever made.
Lucky Number Sleven: Don’t know why I bought this without seeing it, but it
was worth it. Funny and intriguing. Don’t really know who Josh Hartnett is,
but he kicked ass in this flick.
The Pink Panther: You’re kidding me. You can’t make a PP movie without Peter
Sellers! They’ve tried. But it was somewhat amusing, even if they broke from
the tradition of having Clouseau not really solve anything. At least Steve
Martin wasn’t doing his shitty family shtick.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: Utter shit! Sucked so fucking
bad. Can’t believe it’s up for Oscars!
A Scanner Darkly: I was too wasted and distracted by arguing to remember if
it was good, or not.
Scary Movie 4: Hated, HATED, the first 3, but had a great time with this one.
See No Evil: Hehehe…. A WWF film. Starring Kane. More like a WTF film. They…
never mind. Just stupid.
Silent Hill: Some stilted dialogue but some fascinating visuals and an eerie
feel. Not perfect, but the best video game adaptation, ever.
Slither: Fun. That’s about it.
SNAKES ON A (MOTHERFUCKING) PLANE (BITCH) : Holy shit. Exactly what it says
it is and a hell of a lot of fun. Fucking great as a shitty film.
Superman Returns: It’s a little slow, but a nice take on the most boring
superhero® ever created. Seriously, Superman sucks, but this movie was well
done.
Ultraviolet: Already gave my view. Avoid this like the plague. Fucking
sucks.
Underworld: Evolution: Ummm, am I supposed to remember this?
X-Men: The Last Stand: I know it’s blasphemy, but I thought this was a
perfectly good way of ending the series. Tons of action and some cool new
characters.
