The AMAZING
PAGE!!!
It's incredible! It's fantastic! It's stupendous! It's... an experiment. It's the amazing blinking page! Why does it blink? Who knows? What makes it blink? Who the hell cares??? All I know is that if you're not viewing this document with Netscape, then it's probably not blinking. Hey! Solve the problem as soon as possible so you can behold this page in all its glory. Click
HERE
and get Netscape now. So, you may ask, why does one spend ten valuable minutes typing up a page that no one will read? Well, frankly, I don't know. Let's ask the turtle. Mr. Turtle, why am I typing this? "Leave me the @#%& alone. Go ask the owl." Mr. Owl, why am I typing this? "One...Two..Threeee. Three." Huh? I wish this would blink faster. Then it would be harder to read. The effect is, of course, way overused in most homepages, and I guess mine is no exception. Please, could you stop the noise? I'm trying to get some rest! What's thhhaaaaaaaaaaat????..... Everybody's always kissing your ass, but I'm not afraid to tell
you
, you're a #@$&(%@. Oh no have to return Rear Window to video store aaaaaaagggggghhhhhh. don't sneeze now we need you. PIRATES SUCK!!! Well, I guess I should be going. I hoped you enjoyed yourself. Goodnight.
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