Contact me

Now that I have made my absolute genius a public matter via this modest web page, I know everyone will want to speak to me, perhaps even befriend me. Or more, if you see what I mean. Thst's right, ladies, there's a big chunk of Max for every one of you ladies (see the FAQ for further details), but please try not to flood the Yahoo! server. I mean, I know it will happen once in a while, but try to do your best. The chicks can all reach me at my red-hot e-mail addy maxwheelertotallyrawks@yahoo.com.

For those of you who possess less than credible intentions in whatever message you plan to send, my suggestion is to toss it down like the table scrap it is to the black hole over at torgo42@yahoo.com (or Torggy-Torggy-Torg-Torg's home address if you crave a more personal brand of communication to be placed in your favor), and let God sort it out, since I doubt Torgo gives a rat's ass. I know I don't, but Torgo's a moron, obviously, so many you'll get lucky and he'll find some value in what you have to say. But I doubt it. Even he's not that dumb. So my advice concerning myself and my site would be simply to like it or lump it. And one more time, ladies! Remember, your big Maxy bear will be all yours soon enough!

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