Durability - 7
Comfort - 8
Realism - 6
Orgasm Intensity - 8
Value - 9
Overall - 8

Hustler's Pocket Pal is a classic masturbator. It is one of the lowest priced Cyberskin toys on the market.

The problem with many masturbators out there is the fact that you have to hold them in your hands to use them. Some even advertise "fits comfortably in your hand." But if we wanted to use our hands, we'd just use our hands! We want something we can get on top of and hump.

Fortunately, you can do this with the Pocket Pal. If you look at the picture, you'll notice that the front end is a whole lot larger than the rest, which means you can put it between a couple of pillows or something and you're not going to push it through when you thrust into it.

Like most masturbators, the Pocket Pal can fit any girth penis; however, the maximum length it will support is about seven inches. This is actually on the long side for masturbators. Most (see Devon's Private Pleasures) are not long enough for even that length a shlong.

The Pocket Pal only has one "entry," a pseudo-vaginal hole replete with unrealistic-looking faux-labia. The entry opening is slightly less than one-half inch in diameter but expands quite easily. The tunnel goes all the way through the product. That is, it's completely open ended so if you happen to be longer than seven inches you'll pop out the other side. Also, the open end makes cleaning up a whole lot easier.

Inside the tunnel are three lines of bumps extending longitudinally down the length of the tunnel. They are situated 120 degrees apart inside. Which is to say, if you orient the "vagina" as if the woman is lying on her back and look at the opening, the lines of bumps are at 12 o'clock, 4:30 and 8:30. There are about 20 or so bumps in each row. Each bump is approximately one-quarter inch in diameter and about one-eighth inch high.

So, the question is: "Do these bumps increase pleasure?" And the answer is: "Yes, somewhat." Let's face it, within reason, the more friction, the more intensity of pleasurable sensations. These bumps do increase friction, but not so much that chafing occurs. No, you probably wouldn't want to use the thing eight times a day or go for three hours at a stretch, but for moderate use it will not cause more pain than sex with a woman.

Overall Impression

This is a quality item, especially for the price. Cyberskin is the most realistic-feeling imitation flesh on the market in our opinion and it's hard to go wrong with it. But because Cyberskin is slightly more delicate than other pseudo-skins it's not quite a durable. We estimate the Pocket Pal wouldn't stand up to more than a year or so of heavy use.

One nice thing about Cyberskin is its heat-retention capabilities. If you dip the Pocket Pal in hot water for 5-10 minutes immediately before using, it will retain that heat and feel very realistic for the duration of use.

The Pocket Pal comes as a vagina in pink or black. The anal version (which is exactly the same but with imitation ass cheeks rather than fake labia) comes only in pink.

Reputable net vendors who sell the Pocket Pal are listed on the right of your screen, along with their respective prices.

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