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Wrestler Quote Size
Kurt Angle Angle explains the meaning of the Intercontinental Title 263K
Angle insults Boston 460K
"Not that I have anything against retarded people, because I don't.  As a matter of fact I have a lot of retarded fans out there." 130K
"You don't have to be a genius.  Well actually, you can be one of the several dairy farm inbreds from Milwaukee, Wisconsin."   93K
Steve Austin "Congratulations. What I did was open up a can of whoop ass and serve it to Marc Mero, infront of several million people."   74K
A poem written by Stone Cold 674K
"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"   55K
"You are a complete piece of human trash."   41K
"It don't matter if he turn the lights out, on , off, it really don't matter, 'cause I'll beat his ass in the dark. Bring a flashlight, do whatever you gotta do Jim, you're making me sick."   98K
"Ohh hell yeah!"   19K
"You want mercy, take your ass to church." 110K
''...Mr. McMahon get his ass whipped, gimme a hell yeah [Croud: "Hell yeah"].  Incase you didn't hear them, they said 'Ohh hell yeah." 126K
"DTA Rock, Don't Trust Anyone, there's your Intercontinental Champion laying right there on his ass."   68K
''Ho, ho, ho, ohh hell yeah."   37K
''Stone Cold and the Undertaker already told you to go to hell, so spin around, I'll kick you in the ass and give you a little head start."   74K
"I wanna a peice of Mike Tyson's ass"
"The first thing that's on my mind is that you've got some bad breath."
"Do I think you can beat my ass? Hell no. Do I think I can beat your ass? Why hell yeah!"
"Does anybody have a cold beer for Steve Austin?"
"The old Stone Cold Steve Austin would probably tell ya to take this camera and stick it up your ass."
"What in the Hell is this crap?"
"Say what ya want because I really don't give a damn"
"You got a pen, give it to me jackass."
"The first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole"   37K
"I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of trash, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commone" 158K
"But Jesus Christ son, when you step in this ring you're messing with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and that's something you don't do"   80K
"If you think it stinks like Hell in here gimme a Hell Yeah"   39K
"Go ahead and get your sorry ass up the ramp cause I ain't got a damn thing to say to ya"   60K
"If it's The Rock, I'll put my rudy pooh foot in his roody pooh ass"   47K
"That means, that in a 24 hour period, your ass belongs to me and according to my little watch right here, that means your got 2 damn hours to get my belt back or I'm gonna stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry." 134K
"You stand up there and call yourself the super species.  As far as I'm concerned, you are the super fecies"   93K
"Stone Cold Steve Austin needs Vince McMahon...to kiss his ass!"   88K
D'Lo Brown "You see Road Dogg Jesse James, you run around screaming 'Ohh you didn't know,' I think you better recognize, D'Lo Brown ain't the one to mess with."   84K
Brian Christopher Laugh
Buh Buh Ray Dudley  "Finally, The Dudleys get a shot at The People's Champion in a handicap match."   73K
D-Von Dudley "You know what the best part about it is man?  We get to use tables.  Ohh testify."   90K
Edge "You did a great 'job' last night."   46K
The Godfather "Hey Billy, Badd Ass. So ya wanna be a pimp? Well I'm gonna show ya baby, that pimpin' ain't easy."
"Man I ain't offering you no hoes, you no why?  Cause my girls don't like no scrubs"   56K
"Meat huh.  Well listen up Meat.  I'd offer you the hoes but you look too pooped to pop."   74K
Mark Henry "Can a brother get some sauce?  Some butter or something?"   50K
Hardcore Holly "If any of you see The Big Show, tell them The Big Shot's looking for him"   42K
"Just five (chokeslams) is that the best he's got?"   62K
"The Big Shot is the true superheavyweight"   33K
Chris Jericho "Welcome to Monday Night Jericho!" 102K
"It will never, eeever happen again."   55K
"Thank You!"   12K
"Jericho is excellence"   35K
"The Y2J problem is here"   76K
"Welcome to RAW is Jericho" 129K
"Fix my hair?  I'll have you know this the most popular hair style in Europe right now, but then again, you wouldn't know anything about being an international fashion plate now would you.  Enough of this yacking, where's the stage?  My people are waiting." 125K
"Personification of evil?  Ha.  I'd say personification of boredom." 124K
"Let me ask you this very legitimate question Edward.  [Howard Finkel: "It's Howard"] Whatever."   38K
"And the worst example of all, your obsessive fixation with sticking inanimate objects up other male's anuses" 113K
"As for you Rockaseetchi Phatu"   30K
"And I'll be happy to teach you a couple of my patented moves.  Like the Great Caesar's Ghost or the Electric Banana"   84K
Jerry Lawler "He tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb"   22K
Mankind "Have a nice day"
"I've already beaten your ass twice"   35K
"Mr. Socko, the New Age Outlaws don't like it well, we got one word for them, Socko"   62K
"I don't know what it is Michael Cole.  I guess you can just say that Lady Luck is smiling down on Mankind tonight and I've just got one more hill, make that one more rock to climb, if you smell what the sock is cooking." 159K
"With the millions [crowd: 'And Millions'] of The Rock's fans, and the dozens [crowd: 'And Dozens'] of Mankind's fans" 142K
To Chyna:  "Now I know that there has always been a vague sexual tention between us"   76K
To Chyna:  "If you've got the testicular...the ovariological fortitude"   84K
Laughing: "Wait.  Did I just get my ass kicked by the Mean Street Posse?  That's embarrassing."   84K
"I'll turn you around, point your face up at that television setand make you watch an hour of Al Snow matches!"   82K
"Eddy (Guerrero). What did it seem like to look out there and actualy see people in the audience"   33K
Vince McMahon "You are singlely the most vile, contemptable and evil individual that the devil ever placed on this earth" 129K
"Boy, you must be chewing on some locco weed or something, down there in Texas"   55K

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Thanks to Calvin Martin of LoP/WE for making some of these sound clips.
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