| Wrestler |
Quote |
Size |
| Test |
"You couldn't
beat half my ass if the other half was helping you" |
76K |
| Triple H |
HHH's
DX intro |
383K |
|
"I proved that
I am the game, that I am that damn good." |
67K |
| The Outlaws |
"[Badd
Ass] Ohh yeah, by the way, I got two words for ya, suck it!" |
108K |
|
"[Road
Dogg] We are rockin' with that D and rollin' on that X, all night long." |
78K |
| The Rock |
"Smell
what The Rock is cooking?" |
17K |
|
"He's
gonna climb the People's Ladder, he's gonna reach up and snatch The Rock's
Intercontinental Title" |
70K |
|
"When
the Rock gets a hold of your candy ass, he's gonna lay the smack down on
ya." |
62K |
|
"Know
your role before the rock lays the smack down on your candy ass jabroni" |
44K |
|
"Now
you managed to do something Mark Henry that you shouldn't have done and
that's piss the Rock off." |
|
|
"The
Intercontinental champ, the people's champ, the best damn intercontinental
champion there ever was, The Rock" |
115K |
|
"Stone
Cold, dead man, you bring your Candy Asses out here and The Rock and Owen
Hart is gonna lay the smack down on you like you ain't had the smack layed
on you before." |
299K |
|
The
Rock addressing Mankind prior to their infamous "I Quit" Match. |
630K |
|
"As
far as for you Mankind. Ya sure, The Rock has rubbed elbows with
you but make no mistake about it, not only do you smell like a peice of
trash, you are a piece of trash." |
89K |
|
"There
ain't nothin', and The Rock means nothin', that could ever compare to being
the People's Champ." |
76K |
|
"Big
Time, do you think that you can just walk you candy ass onto The Rock's
show? [?Lawler:? Oh no.] That you can just walk your candy ass down
Know Your Role Boulevard and actually have the audacity to talk to the
Great One that way?" |
255K |
|
"The
Great One, and the millions [Lawler: How many?] and millions of The Rock's
fans want to see your fat cellulite ass go one-on-one with The Great One." |
192K |
|
"So
HBK, Shawn Michaels, as far as for The Rock is concerned, you are no more
then a roody pooh candy ass." |
135K |
|
"Let
The Rock tell you something, you overgrown 500 pound bag of monkey crap.
You are three seconds away, and The Rock means three seconds away, from
The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass." |
192K |
|
Another
great pre-match speech from The Rock |
271K |
|
"The
Rock says you bring your roody pooh candy ass down that damn walkway so
The Rock can put his fist in your mouth and his foot in your ass." |
144K |
|
"The
Rock says Vince, you bring your roody pooh candy ass down that ramp and
you sing that big song of monkey crap to The Rock if ya smell, hey, this
ain't sing along with the champ, The Rock says it by himself. If
ya smell what The Rock is cookin'." |
360K |
|
"You're
lookin' at The Rock like you're part retarded, The Rock'll smack the taste
out of your mouth. Do you understand what The Rock is sayin'?" |
49K |
|
"Now
what The Rock plans on doing, is takin' Mankind's monkey ass, draggin'
it down Know Your Role Boulevard. Takin' Stone Cold's roody pooh
candy ass, draggin' that down Jabroni Drive, and checkin' both their candy
asses into the Smackdown Hotel." |
262K |
|
"It
looks like a big monkey walked down this ramp, got in the middle of the
ring, took a crap, and out came Mankind." |
76K |
|
"and
The Rock will take not one foot, but two, turn them sideways and stick
them straight up your rectum." |
74K |
|
"The
Rock is up here on the Roody Pooh bridge. It's on the corner of People's
Champ Boulevard and Candy Ass Lane." |
78K |
|
"What is you
name? [Jericho: 'I told you..'] It doesn't matter what your name is." |
59K |
|
"Well The Rock
has a little plan of his own and it's called the KY-Jelly plan." |
65K |
|
"From the time
your crappy music hits, 'Well it's the Big Slow'." |
63K |
|
"And then Big
Show, you do something that is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most impressive
thing The Rock has ever seen and that's this, 'Ooh ah ooooooh'." |
126K |
|
"Don't sit out
here and kayfabe like an idiot." |
44K |
|
To female masseusse: "You
like pancakes? ["Ya"] Well where ya from? ["Chicago"] Well
The Rock says why don't you just pancake your ass back to Chicago." |
169K |
|
The Rock does
his impression of Triple H "whining and crying like a baby." |
166K |
|
"First and foremost
Mick, The Rock is not comme ci, comme ca." |
62K |
|
"You think you
impress The Rock, why, because a couple of months ago you were down south,
beating some jabroni named Juventud?" |
87K |
|
"British Bulldog,
it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't what you are, it doesn't matter
what you say, it just doesn't matter." |
80K |
|
"The Rock says
this, British Bulldog you run your mouth about how you're a big dog, about
how you've got a big bark. Well The Rock says your bark quite frankly
sounds like this..." |
150K |
|
"[Buh Buh Ray
Dudley: "That we are the D-D-D-D"] I-I-I-I-It doesn't matter!" |
75K |
|
"Jabroni. J-A-B-R-O-N-I,
X-Y-Z, A-B-C, it doesn't matter how you spell jabroni" |
88K |
|
"Are you a little
comme ci, come ca?" |
25K |
|
"You wanna ask
The Rock about his feelings? Well The Rock feels that you should
go suck on a monkey's nipple. What are you waiting for? Go
find a monkey, jabroni." |
113K |
| Tazz |
"Kurt Angle,
you got all those championships around your waist, and all that metals
around your neck. Well I'ma show you some heavy metal." |
140K |
| Undertaker |
"Rest
in peace" |
66K |
|
"Destroy
me? The more they try, the more powerful I've become." |
74K |
|
"Playtime's
over. Sit down and shut up." |
60K |
| Val Venis |
"When
they get a taste of the Big Valbowski, they never ever come back" |
130K |
| X Pac |
"And
that's a fact Eric Bischoff, so put that in your pipe and smoke it." |
55K |
|
"Along
with the New Age Outlaws, we've kicked ass and taken names for a year straight." |
67K |
