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# A ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE Alrighty then. By the way, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binnaca. Loohoo-serher. ANIMAL HOUSE Food fight! Thank you sir, may I have another. Toga! Well what the hell we supposed to do ya moron? Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta House? Sure. Come on in. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over til we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Germans? Forget it, he's rollin'. It ain't over now. Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Oooooohhhh! Can I buy some pot from you? Then as of this moment they're on double secret probation. This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it! I think I'm in love with a retard. Is he bigger than me? Are you guys up for a toga party? Toga! Toga! I think they like the idea, Hoove. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! We are gonna die. Boon, we're the only white people here. Do you mind if we dance with yo dates? Why no, not at all. Go right ahead. AUSTIN POWERS Get in my belly! Oh behave. One million dollars. Yeah baby! Would you like some chicken? I've got more. Mr. Evil...Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be calle doctor thank you very much. Oh contrare, I think you can't resist me. This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby. Austin Powers... Danger is my middle name. This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Come again. Alotta Fagina. Ah, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of...uhhh...nevermind. I won't bite...hard. Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info. How dare you break wind before me. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs. How many butts does she have? The Cold War's over. Well. Finally those capitalist bigs will pay for their crimes, eh. Eh, comrades? Eh? Austin, we won. Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism. Is it cold in here? Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An evil vet? No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo? You always do that! Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. Great, baby! Yeah! Oh. Groovy, baby. Yeah. Hello, hello. How did this get in here? Somebody's playin' a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine. Show me love! They're always after me lucky charms. What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms! What? It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun. And all of these children are trying to chase him. Hey, leprechaun man, leprechaun man. We want to get your lucky charms. Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right into the cereal, so when the kids eat them, they think, "Ooo, this is candy! I'm having fun!" I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. No actually, I-uh-I have to save the world. I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on, you're smashing. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first. You know, top and tails, hoar's bath. Personally before I'm on the job I like to give my under carriage a bit of a how's your father. Come on, baby. Work with me, people. Alright. Show me love. Great, baby. Yeah! One swedish made penis enlarger pump. That's not mine. One credit card receipt for swedish made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers. I'm tellin' you, baby. That's not mine. One warranty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! One book, swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag...baby, by Austin Powers. B BACK TO THE FUTURE What are you lookin' at, butthead. Great scot! BAD BOYS (Sniff) You fart? No, man. Dead guy. Hello. We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Hey! Freeze bitch! No, you freeze bitch. Oh shit, I'm f***ed. Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some Skittles. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Bungholio! BIG DADDY Alright! BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Bogus. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. BILLY MADISON You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k. Yea, what's your point. R-O-C-K! Ah, the C is silent. Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool. Really. T-T-Today, junior. BLACK SHEEP Trust me. It's a good idea. BLAZING SADDLES Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! BLUES BROTHERS We're on a mission from God. BRAVEHEART Freedom speech. C CADDYSHACK This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh, looks good on you, though. CASABLANCA Here's lookin' at you, kid. CLUELESS Whatever. COMING TO AMERICA The three of you, three putzes. You should change the name outside from Mighty's Shop to The Three Putzes. COOL HAND LUKE What we have here is a failure to communicate. D DIE HARD Yipeekiya, motherf***er. DIRTY HARRY Go ahead. Make my day. DREW CAREY SHOW, THE Bite me, doughboy. E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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A ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE Alrighty then. By the way, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binnaca. Loohoo-serher. ANIMAL HOUSE Food fight! Thank you sir, may I have another. Toga! Well what the hell we supposed to do ya moron? Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta House? Sure. Come on in. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over til we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Germans? Forget it, he's rollin'. It ain't over now. Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Oooooohhhh! Can I buy some pot from you? Then as of this moment they're on double secret probation. This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it! I think I'm in love with a retard. Is he bigger than me? Are you guys up for a toga party? Toga! Toga! I think they like the idea, Hoove. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! We are gonna die. Boon, we're the only white people here. Do you mind if we dance with yo dates? Why no, not at all. Go right ahead. AUSTIN POWERS Get in my belly! Oh behave. One million dollars. Yeah baby! Would you like some chicken? I've got more. Mr. Evil...Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be calle doctor thank you very much. Oh contrare, I think you can't resist me. This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby. Austin Powers... Danger is my middle name. This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Come again. Alotta Fagina. Ah, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of...uhhh...nevermind. I won't bite...hard. Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info. How dare you break wind before me. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs. How many butts does she have? The Cold War's over. Well. Finally those capitalist bigs will pay for their crimes, eh. Eh, comrades? Eh? Austin, we won. Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism. Is it cold in here? Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An evil vet? No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo? You always do that! Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. Great, baby! Yeah! Oh. Groovy, baby. Yeah. Hello, hello. How did this get in here? Somebody's playin' a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine. Show me love! They're always after me lucky charms. What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms! What? It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun. And all of these children are trying to chase him. Hey, leprechaun man, leprechaun man. We want to get your lucky charms. Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right into the cereal, so when the kids eat them, they think, "Ooo, this is candy! I'm having fun!" I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. No actually, I-uh-I have to save the world. I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on, you're smashing. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first. You know, top and tails, hoar's bath. Personally before I'm on the job I like to give my under carriage a bit of a how's your father. Come on, baby. Work with me, people. Alright. Show me love. Great, baby. Yeah! One swedish made penis enlarger pump. That's not mine. One credit card receipt for swedish made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers. I'm tellin' you, baby. That's not mine. One warranty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! One book, swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag...baby, by Austin Powers. B BACK TO THE FUTURE What are you lookin' at, butthead. Great scot! BAD BOYS (Sniff) You fart? No, man. Dead guy. Hello. We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Hey! Freeze bitch! No, you freeze bitch. Oh shit, I'm f***ed. Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some Skittles. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Bungholio! BIG DADDY Alright! BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Bogus. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. BILLY MADISON You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k. Yea, what's your point. R-O-C-K! Ah, the C is silent. Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool. Really. T-T-Today, junior. BLACK SHEEP Trust me. It's a good idea. BLAZING SADDLES Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! BLUES BROTHERS We're on a mission from God. BRAVEHEART Freedom speech. C CADDYSHACK This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh, looks good on you, though. CASABLANCA Here's lookin' at you, kid. CLUELESS Whatever. COMING TO AMERICA The three of you, three putzes. You should change the name outside from Mighty's Shop to The Three Putzes. COOL HAND LUKE What we have here is a failure to communicate. D DIE HARD Yipeekiya, motherf***er. DIRTY HARRY Go ahead. Make my day. DREW CAREY SHOW, THE Bite me, doughboy. E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE
Alrighty then. By the way, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binnaca. Loohoo-serher.
ANIMAL HOUSE
Food fight! Thank you sir, may I have another. Toga! Well what the hell we supposed to do ya moron? Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta House? Sure. Come on in. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over til we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Germans? Forget it, he's rollin'. It ain't over now. Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! Oooooohhhh! Can I buy some pot from you? Then as of this moment they're on double secret probation. This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it! I think I'm in love with a retard. Is he bigger than me? Are you guys up for a toga party? Toga! Toga! I think they like the idea, Hoove. Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! We are gonna die. Boon, we're the only white people here. Do you mind if we dance with yo dates? Why no, not at all. Go right ahead.
AUSTIN POWERS
Get in my belly! Oh behave. One million dollars. Yeah baby! Would you like some chicken? I've got more. Mr. Evil...Dr. Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be calle doctor thank you very much. Oh contrare, I think you can't resist me. This sorta thing ain't my bag, baby. Austin Powers... Danger is my middle name. This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina. Come again. Alotta Fagina. Ah, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was a lot of...uhhh...nevermind. I won't bite...hard. Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info. How dare you break wind before me. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know it was your turn. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. Check it out, Butthead. This chick has three boobs. How many butts does she have? The Cold War's over. Well. Finally those capitalist bigs will pay for their crimes, eh. Eh, comrades? Eh? Austin, we won. Oh, groovy, smashing. Yay capitalism. Is it cold in here? Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An evil vet? No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo? You always do that! Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. Great, baby! Yeah! Oh. Groovy, baby. Yeah. Hello, hello. How did this get in here? Somebody's playin' a prank on me. Honestly, it's not mine. Show me love! They're always after me lucky charms. What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms! What? It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun. And all of these children are trying to chase him. Hey, leprechaun man, leprechaun man. We want to get your lucky charms. Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallows just stuck right into the cereal, so when the kids eat them, they think, "Ooo, this is candy! I'm having fun!" I want chicken, I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. No actually, I-uh-I have to save the world. I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on, you're smashing. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first. You know, top and tails, hoar's bath. Personally before I'm on the job I like to give my under carriage a bit of a how's your father. Come on, baby. Work with me, people. Alright. Show me love. Great, baby. Yeah! One swedish made penis enlarger pump. That's not mine. One credit card receipt for swedish made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers. I'm tellin' you, baby. That's not mine. One warranty card for swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! One book, swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me, this sort of thing is my bag...baby, by Austin Powers.
B BACK TO THE FUTURE What are you lookin' at, butthead. Great scot! BAD BOYS (Sniff) You fart? No, man. Dead guy. Hello. We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Hey! Freeze bitch! No, you freeze bitch. Oh shit, I'm f***ed. Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some Skittles. BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Bungholio! BIG DADDY Alright! BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Bogus. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. BILLY MADISON You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k. Yea, what's your point. R-O-C-K! Ah, the C is silent. Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool. Really. T-T-Today, junior. BLACK SHEEP Trust me. It's a good idea. BLAZING SADDLES Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! BLUES BROTHERS We're on a mission from God. BRAVEHEART Freedom speech. C CADDYSHACK This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh, looks good on you, though. CASABLANCA Here's lookin' at you, kid. CLUELESS Whatever. COMING TO AMERICA The three of you, three putzes. You should change the name outside from Mighty's Shop to The Three Putzes. COOL HAND LUKE What we have here is a failure to communicate. D DIE HARD Yipeekiya, motherf***er. DIRTY HARRY Go ahead. Make my day. DREW CAREY SHOW, THE Bite me, doughboy. E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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BACK TO THE FUTURE
What are you lookin' at, butthead. Great scot!
BAD BOYS
(Sniff) You fart? No, man. Dead guy. Hello. We're your new neighbors. Don't be alarmed, we're negros. Hey! Freeze bitch! No, you freeze bitch. Oh shit, I'm f***ed. Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some Skittles.
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
Bungholio!
BIG DADDY
Alright!
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bogus. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
BILLY MADISON
You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k. Yea, what's your point. R-O-C-K! Ah, the C is silent. Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I make the hair silky and smooth. Oh really, fool. Really. T-T-Today, junior.
BLACK SHEEP
Trust me. It's a good idea.
BLAZING SADDLES
Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
BLUES BROTHERS
We're on a mission from God.
BRAVEHEART
Freedom speech.
C CADDYSHACK This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh, looks good on you, though. CASABLANCA Here's lookin' at you, kid. CLUELESS Whatever. COMING TO AMERICA The three of you, three putzes. You should change the name outside from Mighty's Shop to The Three Putzes. COOL HAND LUKE What we have here is a failure to communicate. D DIE HARD Yipeekiya, motherf***er. DIRTY HARRY Go ahead. Make my day. DREW CAREY SHOW, THE Bite me, doughboy. E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
C
CADDYSHACK
This is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh, looks good on you, though.
CASABLANCA
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
CLUELESS
Whatever.
COMING TO AMERICA
The three of you, three putzes. You should change the name outside from Mighty's Shop to The Three Putzes.
COOL HAND LUKE
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
D DIE HARD Yipeekiya, motherf***er. DIRTY HARRY Go ahead. Make my day. DREW CAREY SHOW, THE Bite me, doughboy. E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
D
DIE HARD
Yipeekiya, motherf***er.
DIRTY HARRY
Go ahead. Make my day.
DREW CAREY SHOW, THE
Bite me, doughboy.
E F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
E
F FAT ALBERT Hey, hey, hey! FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. FRANKENSTEIN It's alive! FRIENDS Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?" G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
F
FAT ALBERT
Hey, hey, hey!
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
Call me sir, god damnit. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. You're still here? It's over. Go home. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. You better mind your P's and Q's buster, and remember who you're dealin' with. Pardon my French, but you're an asshole. Asshole! If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He an't be wound up this tight and go to college. His roommate'll kill him. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be facist anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Well I think you should be sorry for Christ sake. A family member dies and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? What did I do? You killed the car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. It's not a piece of shit. It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. Oh, thanks. Hey, Cameron. Do you realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym. Hehehehe. I recall Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. Please don't say we're not going to take the car back. If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
FRANKENSTEIN
It's alive!
FRIENDS
Joey, "Hey, how you doin'?"
G GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE George, George, George of the Jungle... GLADIATOR My name is Gladiator. GODFATHER, THE You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone) GOLDEN CHILD My brother Nupsie has forgiven me! H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
G
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
George, George, George of the Jungle...
GLADIATOR
My name is Gladiator.
GODFATHER, THE
You're my older brother, and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again, ever. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. What the hell is this? It is a message. It means Lebroskey sleeps with the fishes. Someday...(speech by Don Corleone)
GOLDEN CHILD
My brother Nupsie has forgiven me!
H HAPPY GILMORE Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma. HOME ALONE I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk! I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
H
HAPPY GILMORE
Check out the nametage. You're in my world now, grandma.
HOME ALONE
I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property. Keep the change ya filthy animal. Look what ya did ya little jerk!
I INDEPENDENCE DAY I have got to get me one of these! J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
I
INDEPENDENCE DAY
I have got to get me one of these!
J JAMES BOND Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery). JERRY MAGUIRE Show me the money! JETSONS, THE Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell* K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
J
JAMES BOND
Are you paying attention, 007? The name is Bond, James Bond (Pierce Brosnan). The name is Bond, James Bond (Sean Connery).
JERRY MAGUIRE
Show me the money!
JETSONS, THE
Astro, "Ruh, roh." *Doorbell*
K L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
K
L LOONEY TUNES You're despicable. M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
L
LOONEY TUNES
You're despicable.
M MASK, THE They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa. MATRIX, THE I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Good morning, Mr. Phelps. MONTY PYTHON I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested. MR. BEAN Magic. N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
M
MASK, THE
They call me Cuban Pete! Ya got me, partner. It's party time, P-A-R-T- Why? Because I gotta! Look, ma, I'm road kill. Hahaha. Let's rock this joint! Smokin'! Somebody stop me! That's a spicy meataballa.
MATRIX, THE
I know Kung Fu. Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Welcome to the real world. What is the matrix? You wanted to know what the Matrix is.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Good morning, Mr. Phelps.
MONTY PYTHON
I fart in your general direction. That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and ill tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. In order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. Right? Please. Right? I'm not interested.
MR. BEAN
Magic.
N NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass. O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
N
NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE
I think I do remember hearin' something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' an appointment and goin' down and gettin my colon cleansed thoroughly. You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gon' clean mine. *FART* Show me muscle again. Awe. Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! What you talkin' bout coverin' yo plate. No, not tonight Cleatus. I'm gon kick yo ass. You walk over, but yo limpin' back. I would like to volunteer to put this old bird out of her misery. Cleatus! Don't you dare say somethin' like that about mama. You don't gotta protect me from Cleatus. Come on Cleatus. Come on. Come over here. You walk over, but your limpin' back. Don't let the gray hair fool ya. Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? The only thing you need to study is yo ass.
O OFFICE SPACE I believe you have my stapler. P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
O
OFFICE SPACE
I believe you have my stapler.
P PEANUTS Charlie Brown, "Oh brother." POKEMON Pikachu! Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
P
PEANUTS
Charlie Brown, "Oh brother."
POKEMON
Pikachu!
Q R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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R ROCK, THE Welcome to the rock. S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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ROCK, THE
Welcome to the rock.
S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?" SCOOBY DOO Jinkies. Zoinks! SEINFELD George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you! SIMPSONS, THE Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass! SOUTH PARK Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay. STAR WARS Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is! T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Farley, "Holy schnikees!" Mike Myers, "...If it's not scottish, it's crap!" Mike Myers, "Would you like to touch my monkey?"
SCOOBY DOO
Jinkies. Zoinks!
SEINFELD
George is gettin' upset! I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman. Come on, it's an emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. Good morning! Ahh, the motherload. Ooo yeah! No soup for you!
SIMPSONS, THE
Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again! For the next five minutes I'm going to party like it is on sale for $19.99. Apu, "Yes I am sorry, I do not speak English." Woman, "But you were just talking in English." Apu, "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay." Aye carumba! Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. Ahhh! Out of my way, jerkass!
SOUTH PARK
Kick ass! You will respect my authoritay.
STAR WARS
Chewbaca, *GROAN* Jawa, "Ootaynee!" Yoda, *LAUGH* There is a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? The force will be with you, always. The force is strong with this one. I've been waiting for you Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circuit is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not. Mud hole! Slimy! My home this is!
T TARZAN OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell) TERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back. TOP GUN Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him. TRADING PLACES Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year! U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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TARZAN
OOIAAOOYAOO! (Tarzan yell)
TERMINATOR
Come with me if you want to live. Hast la vista, baby. I'll be back.
TOP GUN
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You to characters are going to Top Gun. That's the guttsiest move I ever saw. That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous. Hey, hey, Slider. I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Goose, you dick head. Who's butt did you kiss to get in here. Well the list is long but distinguished. Yea, so is my Johnson. Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting fly by. Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full. Okay, Mav, let's turn and burn. He's goin' vertical. So am I. We're goin' balistic, Mav. Go get him.
TRADING PLACES
Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky? Merry new year!
U UNDERCOVER BROTHER Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other. V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
U
UNDERCOVER BROTHER
Action is what Undercover Brother is all about. Blackness confirmed. You got soul. You mess with the fro, you got to go. It ain't no thang. Once you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other.
V VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S) That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm. VEGAS VACATION Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes. W WAYNE'S WORLD Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No. WHAT ABOUT BOB? You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?! X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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VACATION (NATIONAL LAMPOON'S)
That's not a real gun, is it Clark. What are kidding? This is a Magnum PI. It's a bb gun. Don't try me. I could put an eye out with this thing. You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it. I'm going steady, and I french kiss. So, everyone does that. Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. Why? Because we're the Griswald's! Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, hmmm.
VEGAS VACATION
Oh, man, it is a blazer out there. Your lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended. People like you who come here and blow the family nest egg built this town. Ohhh, yeah, Yuban coffee. You know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything? Ice cream, mashed potatoes, or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up. Feelin' lucky tonight, Sparky? What can I do with five dollars? Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet, and rent a gun! Hahahahahaha! Awww, he's good! Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day! Awww, look who's home. Hehehe. This one here is my pride and joy. Oh God! Oh God! (Ssshhh) Oh my God! I keep tellin' him he's gonna pierce himself shut one day. But what can you do? The boy likes eatin' through a straw. I need to go someplace where a man can think. Oh, I-I wouldn't do that here, Clark. Stalls are awfully dirty and they're backed up all the time. Eddie, don't you worry about radiation? All I know, Clark, is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden is spittin' out fifty pound tomatoes.
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WAYNE'S WORLD
Denied. Don't go mental. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl's bunny? No.
WHAT ABOUT BOB?
You think he's gone? He's not gone! That's the whole point. He's never gone! Is this some radical new therapy? You see?!
X Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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Y YOU'VE GOT MAIL You've got mail. Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL
You've got mail.
Z ZOOLANDER Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
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ZOOLANDER
Oh snap! I think we should get naked. Woah! woah! Easy! How 'bout a good afternoon Derrick and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Who you tryin' to get crazy with, esse? Don't you know I'm loco? What's the dealio, yo? Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys, trippin' on acid. Changed our whole perspective on life and shit. So I guess you can derilycte my balls, capitan. I can derilycte my own balls. Oh snap! How do you live? How do you live? What do you surface yourself like ten times a day?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
