chants



	When the ball hits the goal, Its not Shearer or Cole, Its Asaba. When were beating the pigs, Its not Beckham or Giggs, Its Asaba. ----------------------------------------- If I had the wings of a sparrow, a dirty black ae of a crow, I'd fly over Hillsborough Tomorow, and st on the b****s below, below, below, st n the b****s below. ----------------------------------- Hello Hello we are the Shoreham boys Hello Hello we are the shoreham boys And if you are a Wednesdayite surrender or you'll die We all follow United. -------------------------------- To tune of Annies Song by John Denver You fill up by sences Like a barrel of mognet Like a packet of woodbines Like a good pinch of snuff Like a night out in Sheffield Like a greasy Chip Buttie Like Sheffield United Come fill me again. -------------------------------- I've never felt more like swinging a pig From Hyde Park Flats To Wadsley Bridge United You've got me swinging a pig As yer do As yer do -------------------------------- Can you hear the Wednesday sing No, No Can you hear the Wednesday sing I carn't hear a fkin thing ssssshhhhh sssshhhh -------------------------------- We are United and we're the best We are United so fk all the rest Fk 'em all They're long and they're short and they're tall We're United and we're the best We're United so fk all the rest -------------------------------- This chant was sung on 14 May 2000 during a visit to Trinidad & Tobago. You fill up my sences Like a gallon of Carib Like a packet of Marlboro Like a good ounce of hash Like a night out in Trini Like a greasy Shark Buttie Like Sheffield United Fulfill me again --------------------------------- This song was produced by the maker of this website and should be sung to the the tune 'dancing in the moonlight' by Toploader. DANCING IN THE KOP STAND We get the gate almost every night When the floodlights are big and bright Its a warm and welcoming delight Everybody's dancing in the kop stand Our defence is here and is out of sight They bark but never bite They keep things loose and they keep it tight Everybody's dancing in the kop stand chorus Dancing in the kop stand Everybody's feeling warm and bright Its such a fine and natural delight Everybody's dancing in the kop stand We hate Wednesday and we always fight You can dance and drink all night Its a supernatural delight Everybody's dancing in the kop stand chorus We get the gates almost every night When the floodlights are big and bright Its a warm and welcoming delight Everybody's dancing in the kop stand chorus Repeat and fade -------------------------------- This is a song that appeared in Sheffield Utd fanzine 'The Red and White Wizaaaard' in September 2000, and was by Mo Winke to be sung against Sheffield Wed, and goes to tune of 'lord of the dance'. Paul Jewell whatever will you do You're going down to Division 2 You wont win a cup You wont win a shield You're next derby is at Chesterfield Paul Jewell you really are a dunce You're going down to the Conferance You wont win a vase Or a duvet cover You're next derby is at Scarborough Paul Jewell's still wearing a frown Coz Wednesday keep going down and down His phone dont ring He aint won a thing His next derby is at Worksop Town ----------------------------------------- UNITED! UNITED! UNITED! -------------------------------- Tune to 'HOME OF THE RANGE' No pig fans town No Hillsborough to saggen my eye Jack Charlton id dead And the pig fans have fled And the year is 1889 --------------------------------- This song goes to the tune VOODOO CHILE' by Jimmy Hendrix. Here I stand, I'm watching United Pigs are going down and so are thier band Well I'm standing watching United And it's long football once again When I think of the players, that have left us Oh, I can still feel the pain Yeah I ain't a Warnock fan Lod knows im not a fan Let me say one last thing We didn't need to bring on three players Cos' we were already four nil down He said 'I know the referee was otta line' But it was right in front of his gaze We can't afford anymore of his words But he'll moan again, what a disgrace, oh disgrace I ain't a warnock fan Lord knows im not a fan, hey, hey, hey I just a Blade, baby --------------------------------- Hark, now hear United sing The Wednesday ran away AGAIN And we will fight forever more Because of boxing day ---------------------------------- Sheffield Wednesday's fked it up again Sheffield Wednesday's fked it up again ----------------------------------- Hey, Sheffield Wednesday (your st), We all know-ow-ow, That your goin Down, (repeat till fade) -----------------------------------