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LOT & WIFE Salt & Pepper Shakers
A stunning black and white bisque collectible. The hand numbered limited firing of 450,000 may increase in value much like the "Moses in the Bullrushes Butter Dish" from last month.
A Bradco Exclusive!                                       12 Easy Payments of $18.95
ETTICUT FLATWARE Save time & embarassment!
Small or sharp end up? Big or dull end down? Salad spoon? Soup fork?
These dishwasher safe, plastic plated wonders make proper dining a snap!
In black, tan, beef, suet, clear & avocado          Set of 3 Only $5.95
MAGNUTS
Family and friends will squeal with delight when they find your messages held to the 'fridge with genuine pig testicles. No four alike, these authentic animal parts are sure to become an everyday part of your lives!
C'mon. Go Nuts!     On Sale...... $2.99
THE TOAST COZY
"Cold toast?!? Not again!" No more ruined breakfasts with this remarkable product. Keeps toast warm and crispy until ready to serve. 2 handy sizes.
Single with a cat size only...... $4.99
I'll stop when I have a boy size...$19.99
Coming Soon! The Tripe Factory and Our Annual Skinnyass Cookie Clearance!
BUMMER STICKERS
Mom and Dad want you home by when? Kids never write thank you notes? Show 'em how you really feel with these colorful automotive addons.
Set of 5 (our choice)
On Sale......
$4.99
THE ORIGINAL GROOVE THING
Lost in our warehouse for years. Still in its original wrapping.
The 6 foot long foam disco classic bat is back! Clearance... $9.99
THE BLANKETY BLANKET
You're late for a job you hate and God only knows who's sleeping beside you! Justify your early morning anger with our custom designed 100% wool throw.
Available in Rage, Bleak, Pissed & Hungover Blue
One Size For All Fits......
$24.99
SPECIOUS MOMENTS - "Fluffy"
Remember your first pet? And the license number of the car that killed it? Our hand detailed ceramic features a genuine ruby and an asphalt base.
Please specify Dog, Cat, Hamster or Little Brother... $49.99
Visit our other departments: FauxFlix & Seedys and The Copyright Infringement Room