Battle of the Dark Lords

One day, Darth Vader got really ticked off about the number of people going to see Harry Potter and The Order of The Phenex. He missed being a big time trilogy villain. Now with the seventh book coming out, it would see that Voltamort would now take his place as the ultimate villain.

Vader was then sought by Salron from The Lord of The Rings. He promised Vader to give him the power to defeat Voltamort once and for all. He gave the Empire seventean rings. Three were give to the Stormtroopers, five were given to the bounty hunters, and nine were give to the Imperial Officers. Because Vader had only seen the third movie, he didn't know that these rings were how Salron rose to power. By the time Vader had gone to Blockbuster and saw the intro in the beginning of The Fellow Ship of the Ring, Salron had already made the ring of power from the fire of Mustifar.

Meanwhile, Voltamort was trying to figure out how to use this conflict to his advantage. Then he came up with an idea. If he were to absorb both the power of the ring and Vader's force powers, he could destroy the Ministry of Magic, Harry Potter, and the Order before The Deathly Hollows hits theaters. And so the three bad guys gathered their armies, and the three way war began.

Vader sent thousands of troops to Mustifar to wipe out Salron. Salron found out about Voltamort's plan so he ordered his Orcs to tear the U.K. to pieces. Voltamort, still thinking he had the element of surprise, sent his Death Eaters to destroy the Death Star.

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Voltamort was unable to hold off Salron's minions so he had to flee Earth and go to the Star Wars Galaxy where all the action was taking place. The Death Eaters turned the Death Star upside down. The Death Star was designed to withstand assaults. It wasn't designed, however, to withstand thousands of magic spells disabling every important piece of machinery. Fortunately for Vader, almost his entire army got out alive before the Death Star blew up for the third time. Salron had established a base on Mustifar similar to the one he had in Mordor. The Stormtroopers were running out of men and defeat seemed likely as the Orcs marched towards them.

Then from out of nowhere, thousands of Imperial solders came down to the plants surface and bombed the charging Orcs. They were led by Darth Vader and his Tie-fighter. They had just penetrated Black Gate when Voldemort and his Death Eaters, showed up and started killing both armies.

With his army almost completely gone, Salron finally jumped into the fight. Using the power of the ring, he sent Stormtroopers and Death Eaters flying till they hit the ground and died. Now with all of their minions dead, the three most evil villains of all time were now about face each other in a three way death match.

Salron charged at Vader, but Voldemort hit him with a spell that pushed him out out of the way. This left Voldemort wide open for Vader to strike him from behind. While trying to do so, Voldemort turned his wand into a sword and blocked Vader's attack.

They became to busy sword fighting that they forgot about Salron; who was now waking up from a two minute coma. Using his ring, he sent a wave of lava towards Vader and Voldemort, in hopes of killing them both. Vader was able to hold the lava with the force, but Voldemort wasn't so fortunate. For those of you who are rooting for Voldemort, he is not dead yet. With Voldemort out of the way, Salron was able to charge at Vader. Salron's mace almost upon him, the Dark Lord of the Sith held out his lightsaber to block the attack. To Vader's misfortune, the mace was too powerful, and he was knocked to the ground.

With his last ounce of strength Vader swung his lightsaber and chopped Salron's hand off. The ring then fell into the lava alongt its master. Vader became very weak and began to lose consciousness. Voldemort had come out of the lava with almost no strength left, even to lift a thumb. It appeared that the battle would end in a draw when suddenly luck struck both of them. Vader had found a pack of Energizer batteries conveniently place by his knee. Because Vader was part robot, he was able to use the batteries to get his energy back. Voldemort found a can of spinach on the ground. This was all he needed to get himself back in the fight. When he got up, Voldemort sent a stream of lightning from his wand towards Vader, which he held it with the force.

Voldemort lightning was to much for Vader, and was flung into a nearby chamber that looked like the one from Cloud City in Episode V. Vader was hanging for his life on what would be the pole that Luke had hung on to after he lost his hand. Voldemort approached him and said, " Your mother never told you... what happened to your father."

" I never had a father." cried Vader.

Then Voldemort said with a smile of his face " No Vader, I am your father.".

Before Voldemort could give Vader an explauation he was sure he did not want to hear, he pulled out his hand and force chocked Voldemort. Voldemort was to busy trying to make suspence that he didn't see the attack coming. If he had, he could have used it against him.With his last words he said " Good by son." and he dropped to the floor. Vader said to himself, " How could I be related to that." and kicked the body over the edge.

The End